Your Package Has Arrived Extra Naughty Pop Up Greeting Card
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Be an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.
The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Inside background is light printed design that allows for a handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up .
Please keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.
This card was the perfect birthday card. I was on the phone with my friend when she opened it and the absolute hysterics were perfect. The card is great quality and the humor is perfection.
This naughty card warmed my heart as well as my cock. The black man meat squirting a load was especially satisfying. I sent this card to my sister for her birthday I knew she would get a kick out of a BBC.
Can’t wait to send this one out!!!
Cards arrived QUICKLY, safely and as promised. Thanks!
I burned my last fuck so fast I had to buy another one! I bought it in white sage & lavender again because it’s not overwhelming but just enough, ya know?!
I previously bought a candle for myself in white sage & lavender and it smelled sooo good I had to buy some for my tribe! They loved the scent, as well as the sweet message on the candle “I’d shank a Bitch for you right in the kidney” 🥰 That’s love!
This crew is so comfy and soft, plus the message on the front says it all! Everyone loves when I wear this, it cracks everyone up! Great quality!!
I purchased this ring because I needed a reminder to myself that sometimes we need to just say fuck it. The brand itself suits my attitude 100%. And although the black detailing in the lettering is slowly coming off (I still got the u on the fuck - which is hilarious in itself ), I love it just the same as I did on day one. My fuck it ring is my reminder that we can’t control all aspects of life, and in those situations…. Say fuck it. It is what it is.
10 GOLD STARS x 10.
It’s a perfect way to sarcastically begin my morning! Adorable, good quality and arrived quickly.
I love this candle! Just makes me laugh and smile. The unscented option is a game changer if you can’t tolerate or don’t like fragrance. Amazing customer service , fast delivery!!
Love love love this tee!! So freaking cute I already have so many outfits planned for it 💜
Spot on, I love this! I always say this to my family and friends!
Absolutely love this mug. I sing the tune in my head all this time lol
This candle was given as a gift and the recipient found it hilarious. I also bought myself one so I know it smells delicious. The end.
This is the perfect mug. I got it as a bridal shower gift. I wish I bought one for myself!
This was soooo perfect for my bestie!!! I love your cards for a good laugh always!!! So unique!
Bought this as a gift for one of my best friends. I love it, and she LOVES it. She washed it and poured her iced coffee in it right after opening it. We both love UntamedEgo!!
Very pleased! Would purchase again!
I gave this to a friend for Christmas this year, great quality and a giant sturdy mug! She loved it!