Your Package Has Arrived Extra Naughty Pop Up Greeting Card

$15.50
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SHIPPING:

Our candles & gift boxes ship within 2-5 business days.

Ordinarily, items ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. ( Holiday timeframe is 3-5 days) with possible delays.

Our items are made with tons of care and love. Each item is hand- printed & made to order so we require 2-4 days to process your order. Holiday collections can take 5-7 days to ship.


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All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.

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All of our items are made with tons of care and love. Quality is extremely important to us. This is why have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectation. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.

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Our team is filled with incredible people that are always willing to help. If it questions about a product or an existing order, Untamedego will help you every step of the way. We promise to reply within 24 hours.

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We want you to feel like a badass that you are. As a result, we offer a 100% guarantee that our products will make you look as cool as you think you are. It's why our high-quality items are always one-of-a-kind with intricate detail and unique design pieces that distinguish them from the rest.

Be an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.

The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your  Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.  



What's Inside:

Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Inside background is light printed design that allows for a handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up .

Please keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.

Customer Reviews

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Aubrey D
Best. Card. Ever!

Perfect!

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Luci
For Your Favorite Friends

This card was the perfect birthday card. I was on the phone with my friend when she opened it and the absolute hysterics were perfect. The card is great quality and the humor is perfection.

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Kevin
Dick Tastic

This naughty card warmed my heart as well as my cock. The black man meat squirting a load was especially satisfying. I sent this card to my sister for her birthday I knew she would get a kick out of a BBC.

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BK
Hilarious

Can’t wait to send this one out!!!

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Eddie
Thanks!

Cards arrived QUICKLY, safely and as promised. Thanks!