The coolest products on the planet, with a 100% guarantee!

There's a reason why our customers can't get enough. Not only are our products of fantastic quality, but each item is backed with a 100% guarantee to make you look as cool as you actually think you are.

Our Candles Are Awesome

We don't fuck around when it comes to making candles. You see, here at Untamedego, we know a little something about soy wax. So yeah...fuck you, other candle companies. We also hand pour each one of our natural soy-based candles in a small batch here in the USA, which means they burn clean and smell amazing. And even better? They last a long time—our average burn time is up to an astounding 70 hours!

Popular Collections

Classic Mugs

Our collection of our most popular mugs featuring our unique artwork and witty quotes.

Office Humor Gifts

Office holiday favorites

Christmas Drinkware

The most wonderful time of year is here, which means it's mug season! Check out our new collection of favorite holiday & Christmas Drinkware.

Christmas & Holiday Greeting Cards

Who wants another generic card from another generic company? No one does! So why not get yourself some fucking hilarious cards instead?!

Christmas Tees

Tis the season for Christmas Tees

Christmas Sweaters

Shop our collection of holiday & Christmas sweaters.


5 star rated, high quality, badass aprons for all your cooking and baking needs.

Women's Tees

Retro with a hint of badass. Our high quality tees make a statement everywhere you go.


waterproof, long lasting & fucking amazing. These stickers aren't for kids.


Shop our collection of custom designed cuff bracelets, necklaces, rings, and earrings.

Birthday Cards

We have greeting cards for every occasion, but our birthday cards are of our most popular and highest-rated items.

From the people
From the people
I ordered two of these beauties for friends and they came quickly and the packaging was lovely and perfect for putting in a gift bag and giving it to a well-deserving friend. The mug is an inspiration to seize the day and put a smile on all who have a sense of humor. Thank you!
— Summer
From the people
I don't usually post reviews but for this, I just had to. I bought this card for my boyfriend for our anniversary. He loved it. He thought it was the best thing ever.
— Elizabeth M
From the people
I absolutely loved my shirt! I really did not expect to wear it every couple of days and figure out how ways to work it into my rotation. I haven’t gotten any public compliments yet, but people are more respectful of me. I’d like to thank the shirt!
— Ciara