Your Excel Skills Are Trash | Office Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is printed, not knitted or embroidered.

Soft fleece comfort Brushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.
Classic unisex fit Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.
Printed holiday design Full color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.

Win the Ugly Sweater Contest

Dress code: questionable holiday spirit.

For ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and showing up slightly less appropriately dressed than everyone else.

Fit Guide

Classic fit: start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.
More relaxed: consider sizing up one.
Oversized: compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.

Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are the most reliable guide.

Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to wear something underneath, size up one.

Size Chart & How to Measure

Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare it with the garment measurements below.

Garment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat
Size	Garment width (armpit to armpit)	Body length (shoulder to hem)	Sleeve (center back neck to cuff)
S	20	27	33 1/2
M	22	28	34 1/2
L	24	29	35 1/2
XL	26	30	36 1/2
2XL	28	31	37 1/2
3XL	30	32	38 1/2

Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement taken around your chest with a tape.

Product Details

Fabric	50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior
Fit	Classic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk
Construction	1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
Design	Printed front graphic
Sizes	S through 3XL
Printing	Printed and shipped from the United States
Questions	Email customercare@untamedego.com

Care Instructions

Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design. Follow the garment care label.

What Customers Say

Must buy!

“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”

Azucena G. · Customer Review

I won the sweater contest

“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”

Alex B. · Customer Review

Best sweater ever

“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”

Lauren P. · Customer Review

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Add Office Humor Stickers

Holographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.

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Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email customercare@untamedego.com so we can help make it right.

Your Excel Skills Are Trash Ugly Christmas Sweater