You Don't Look A Day Over Fine AF Birthday Card
You don't look a day over fine af. Somebody had to say it.
For the one who keeps getting better and knows it.
The birthday card that reads like a compliment and lands like a roast.
5 cards for $19.99. That is four dollars a card, envelopes included. Less than one card at the drugstore. Also available as a single or a 10 pack.
If you are the friend who remembers everybody's birthday, buy the 10 pack and stop panic shopping at 9pm the night before.
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5x7 Folded Matte Card Pre folded and ready to write. Matte finish, thick stock, the kind that gets kept instead of tossed. |
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Blank Inside, White Envelope Every card ships with its own white envelope. Blank inside so your words land the way you meant them. |
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Sold In 1, 5, Or 10 Packs Buy one or stock up. Multi packs arrive in cello sleeves so they stay clean until you need them. |
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Writes Clean With Any Pen Works with a regular ballpoint after a short drying time. No smudging, no bleed through, no ruined card. |
Card Details
✦ 5x7 inches folded, fits any standard envelope
✦ High quality matte finish, no glare, no flimsy paper
✦ Blank inside so you write what you actually mean
✦ Available in 1, 5, and 10 card packs
✦ Multi packs arrive in protective cello sleeves
✦ Ships in 2 to 5 business days, free over $50
This card knows its people.
Built Different.
Not The Kind That Goes Straight In The Recycling.
The kind that gets photographed and sent to the group chat before it is even opened. You don't look a day over fine af is a compliment with a spine. It says happy birthday, it says you look incredible, and it says it without a single soft focus flower or a poem nobody reads. Matte finish, bold original art, blank inside.
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Premium matte finish Thick quality stock with a matte finish that photographs beautifully and feels expensive in your hands. |
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Blank inside on purpose You do not need a paragraph. The front already said the hard part. Sign your name and let it land. White envelope included so it arrives looking like you meant it. |
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Original bold art You will not find this at the drug store. Every UntamedEgo card is original, bold, and built to get a reaction out loud. |
● Make it a full gift.
The Card Is Just The Start.
Make It A Whole Gift.
A card gets read once. A candle burns for months and a mug gets used every single morning for years. And you are only $30 from free shipping, so you may as well.
Bold designs. Real quality. The pairing that turns a card into the gift they actually remember.
Free shipping over $50.
We've Got You
✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.
✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.
✦ Ships in 2 to 5 business days from the US. Count backwards from the birthday and order accordingly.
✦ Woman owned and independently run. Every order puts more bold art in the world.
This Is The Card That Lands.
Make It Count.
An UntamedEgo card is not just a card. It is the thing she quotes back to you next year.
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Perfect for any birthday The 40th she is dreading. The 50th she is not admitting to. The best friend who ages backwards and knows it. Your sister. Your wife or girlfriend, who you have been telling this to for years and have never once written down. Any birthday where somebody needs to say the nice thing without making it weird. |
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Carried in 200+ boutiques nationwide Started in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques because people kept looking for a card that actually said something. |
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New designs drop regularly This is one of many. New cards and designs drop regularly. Follow @untamedego so you never miss one. |
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