You Better Watch Out You Better Not Cry | Funny Santa Christmas Card
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You Better Watch Out
Santa is done pretending. It is only the ninth.
The whiskey is load bearing.
For the friend whose holiday cheer runs out around the second week and who stopped apologizing for it years ago.
- It admits the season is a lot Festive without pretending December is relaxing.
- Stands on its own Thick enough to prop on a bar cart without folding over.
- Blank inside Room for whatever you want to add underneath.
For the One Who Needs a Drink by Noon
Besties. Coworkers. Party hosts.
Secret Santa, the office exchange, host gifts, and the friend who hits a wall somewhere between the first party and the fourth.
The Details
| Quantity | Single card |
|---|---|
| Size | 5 x 7 inches, folded |
| Design | Designed and printed in the United States |
| Inside | Blank for your own message |
| Packaging | White envelope included |
| Paper | Heavyweight matte cardstock |
| Returns | Final sale |
| Questions | Email customercare@untamedego.com |
Finish The Package.
Add a Candle
The card says you understand. A candle hand poured in small batches in the USA gives them something to light once the house empties.
Shop candlesArrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email customercare@untamedego.com so we can help make it right.

