Tiny Dancer Ornament

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Ho Ho Hollllllly Shit! Santa is doing his best Richard Simmons impersonation this year.  He's a lover and a happy boy this year.  You better watch out, cause he is NOT light on his feet.

Tiny Dancer:

  • Is Involved In Community Theatre
  • Is going to pull his groin but beauty is pain
  • Talks about you in therapy. Yes you.
  • Believes theatre will never die
  • It's a body suit, not spanxx
  • Just got his toes done
  • He’s on ozempic