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Amazing!
“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”
Jessica · Verified buyer
Thanks for Being My Unpaid Therapist Candle
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Thanks for Being My Unpaid Therapist.
No appointment, no waiting room, no invoice. Just a phone call at a bad hour and somebody who listens to the whole thing and then tells you the truth. Light it and call it a retainer.
- 12.5 oz glass jar
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Coconut apricot wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.
A cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.
- Fragrance oils formulated without phthalates
- Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- Natural wax color with no added dye
What Customers Say About Our Candles
★★★★★
Should Have Gotten One for Myself!
“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”
Diane · Verified buyer★★★★★
Perfect Gift
“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”
Alex · Verified buyerPick Your Scent
Seven fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.
Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +
Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.
| Top | Buttercream |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cake, Vanilla |
| Base | Sugar, Bourbon |
Smells likea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.
Lavender — Customer Favorite Bergamot · Lavender · Cedar +
Soft, calming, and effortlessly timeless. Fresh herbal notes and soothing lavender create an atmosphere of relaxation, while gentle woods add warmth and depth.
| Top | Citrus, Bergamot |
|---|---|
| Middle | Lavender |
| Base | Camphor, Eucalyptus, Powder, Cedar |
Smells likelavender cut fresh and left to dry. Bergamot and citrus brighten the opening, then it settles into clean herbal calm over powder and cedar.
Christmas Market — New Holiday Scent Cranberry · Cinnamon · Vanilla +
Tart cranberry and green leaves open bright before warm clove, nutmeg, and cinnamon take over, finishing on praline, coconut, and vanilla.
| Top | Green Leaves, Peach, Cranberry |
|---|---|
| Middle | Clove, Nutmeg, Cinnamon |
| Base | Praline, Coconut, Vanilla |
Smells likea Christmas market after dark. Tart cranberry and green leaves first, then clove and cinnamon, settling into praline, coconut, and vanilla.
Cranberry Prosecco Cranberry · Champagne · Praline +
Tart cranberry and citrus over champagne, finished with soft musk and praline. Celebratory, sharp, and just sweet enough.
| Top | Citrus, Cranberry |
|---|---|
| Middle | Champagne |
| Base | Musk, Praline |
Smells likea glass poured at the right moment. Tart cranberry and citrus first, then champagne, drying down on soft musk and praline.
Black Cherry Velvet Black Cherry · Vanilla · Cedar +
Juicy black cherry opens sweet and bright before settling into warm vanilla, cedar, and sandalwood. Fruity and balanced.
| Top | Black Cherry, Almond, Raspberry |
|---|---|
| Middle | Vanilla, Vetiver |
| Base | Cedar, Sandalwood |
Smells likedark cherries over warm vanilla. Almond and raspberry brighten the opening before it deepens into cedar and sandalwood.
Bohemian Rose Rose · Magnolia · Patchouli +
Bright citrus wakes the senses before delicate blooms unfold into something peaceful, romantic, and quietly luxurious. Grounded by patchouli.
| Top | Basil, Grapefruit |
|---|---|
| Middle | Rose, Magnolia |
| Base | Patchouli |
Smells likeroses in a warm room. Grapefruit and basil lift the opening, magnolia softens the middle, and patchouli grounds the whole thing.
Sea Salt + Orchid Ozone · Freesia · Amber +
Coastal freshness balanced with delicate florals and warm undertones. Clean and sophisticated, like a luxury seaside retreat with the windows open.
| Top | Ozone, Orange |
|---|---|
| Middle | Sea Salt, Freesia, Green Leaves |
| Base | Tonka Bean, Light Musk, Amber |
Smells likesea air through an open window. Ozone and orange at first, then sea salt and freesia, warming into tonka bean, musk, and amber.
Buying It for Her?
Vanilla Bean: the easy yes. Warm, familiar, and loved by everyone.
Lavender: herbal and calming, for the one who needs the room to settle down.
Christmas Market: tart cranberry and warm spice finishing on praline and vanilla. The holiday pick.
Cranberry Prosecco: the party scent. Bubbly, bright, and made for a toast.
Black Cherry Velvet: darker and bolder, for someone who likes a little edge.
Bohemian Rose: rose and magnolia grounded in patchouli. The romantic one.
Sea Salt + Orchid: clean and airy with a warmer base. The one that smells expensive.
The Details
WaxCoconut-apricot blend
Size12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn TimeApproximately 50–70 hours with proper care
WickLead- and zinc-free cotton wick
FragrancePhthalate-free fragrance oils
ProductionPoured to order in 3–5 business days
ColorNatural wax; no added dye
Made InUnited States
How It's Made +
Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.
Holiday heads-up: Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.
The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like
For the best friend, the sister, the work wife, and the one who has talked you through every decision since you met. Birthdays, just because, or the week she got you through something. Give her something that makes her laugh and makes the whole room smell incredible.
Candle Care +
Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.
We've Got You
Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. Real people from a women-owned small business will help make it right.