Sorry But Santa Doesn’t Make The Kind Of Toys You Like Card | Funny Naughty Christmas Greeting Card
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Sorry, but Santa Doesn’t Make the Kind of Toys You Like
Santa checked the list and then blushed.
They will get it immediately.
You are the one who goes first in the group chat and everyone else follows. This is that joke, printed properly.
- It lands on the first read No setup required. The line does the work on its own.
- It makes the gag gift make sense Turns whatever else is in the bag into a bit with a punchline.
- It stays up Ends up on the fridge instead of the recycling in January.
For Friends With Spicy Humor
Stockings. Swaps. Group chats.
Stocking stuffers, holiday gift exchanges, the bachelorette energy crowd, and anyone pairing it with a gag gift.
The Details
| Pack sizes | Single card |
|---|---|
| Card | 5 x 7 inches, matte premium stock |
| Inside | Blank for your own message |
| Packaging | White envelope and cello wrap included |
| Printing | Printed in the United States in small batches |
| Production | Sustainably produced and packaged |
| Questions | Email customercare@untamedego.com |
Finish The Package.
Add a Candle
Make them laugh even more and gift them their favorite gift of the season. The funniest candle, hand poured in small batches in the USA.
Shop candlesArrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email customercare@untamedego.com so we can help make it right.

