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Smells Like the Calming Scent of Escaping the Shit Show Candle
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Smells Like the Calming Scent of Escaping the Shit Show.
Door closed. Phone face down. Whatever was happening out there is still happening and it can keep happening without them. Light it and take the hour back.
- 12.5 oz glass jar
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Coconut apricot wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.
A cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.
- Fragrance oils formulated without phthalates
- Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- Natural wax color with no added dye
What Customers Say About Our Candles
★★★★★
Should Have Gotten One for Myself!
“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”
Diane · Verified buyer★★★★★
Perfect Gift
“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”
Alex · Verified buyerPick Your Scent
Seven fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.
Lavender — Customer Favorite Bergamot · Lavender · Cedar +
Soft, calming, and effortlessly timeless. Fresh herbal notes and soothing lavender create an atmosphere of relaxation, while gentle woods add warmth and depth.
| Top | Citrus, Bergamot |
|---|---|
| Middle | Lavender |
| Base | Camphor, Eucalyptus, Powder, Cedar |
Smells likelavender cut fresh and left to dry. Bergamot and citrus brighten the opening, then it settles into clean herbal calm over powder and cedar.
Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +
Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.
| Top | Buttercream |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cake, Vanilla |
| Base | Sugar, Bourbon |
Smells likea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.
Christmas Market — New Holiday Scent Cranberry · Cinnamon · Vanilla +
Tart cranberry and green leaves open bright before warm clove, nutmeg, and cinnamon take over, finishing on praline, coconut, and vanilla.
| Top | Green Leaves, Peach, Cranberry |
|---|---|
| Middle | Clove, Nutmeg, Cinnamon |
| Base | Praline, Coconut, Vanilla |
Smells likea Christmas market after dark. Tart cranberry and green leaves first, then clove and cinnamon, settling into praline, coconut, and vanilla.
Fraser Fir — Holiday Favorite Cypress · Evergreen · Amber +
Bright citrus and rich woods create something both invigorating and comforting. A snow-covered forest of towering evergreens.
| Top | Cypress, Lemon Peel |
|---|---|
| Middle | Evergreen, Cedar |
| Base | Fir, Amber, Moss |
Smells likea fresh cut tree brought inside. Cypress and lemon peel at first, then deep evergreen and cedar over amber and moss.
Fresh Linen + Sea Salt Linen · Eucalyptus · Moss +
Crisp ozone and soft linen blend with cooling eucalyptus and delicate florals. Clean, peaceful, and easy to love in any room.
| Top | Ozone, Linen |
|---|---|
| Middle | Freesia, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus |
| Base | Moss, Powder |
Smells likeclean linen drying in salt air. Crisp ozone and eucalyptus up front, softening into freesia, moss, and powder.
Sea Salt + Orchid Ozone · Freesia · Amber +
Coastal freshness balanced with delicate florals and warm undertones. Clean and sophisticated, like a luxury seaside retreat with the windows open.
| Top | Ozone, Orange |
|---|---|
| Middle | Sea Salt, Freesia, Green Leaves |
| Base | Tonka Bean, Light Musk, Amber |
Smells likesea air through an open window. Ozone and orange at first, then sea salt and freesia, warming into tonka bean, musk, and amber.
Grapefruit + Mangosteen Citrus · Mango · Cedar +
Juicy citrus meets tropical sweetness for a fragrance that feels lively and full of energy. Vibrant and playful.
| Top | Orange, Orange Peel |
|---|---|
| Middle | Mango, Grapefruit, Peach |
| Base | Cedar, Red Currant |
Smells likegrapefruit cut open on a counter. Sharp citrus first, then ripe mango and peach, drying down on cedar and red currant.
Buying It as a Gift?
Lavender: herbal and calming. The one the label is asking for.
Vanilla Bean: the easy yes. Warm, familiar, and loved by everyone.
Christmas Market: tart cranberry and warm spice finishing on praline and vanilla. The holiday pick.
Fraser Fir: the tree. Fresh cut evergreen, bright and unmistakably the season.
Fresh Linen + Sea Salt: clean and neutral. Works in any room, in any house.
Sea Salt + Orchid: clean and airy with a warmer base. The one that smells expensive.
Grapefruit + Mangosteen: bright citrus, for anyone who wants fresh over soft.
The Details
WaxCoconut-apricot blend
Size12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn TimeApproximately 50–70 hours with proper care
WickLead- and zinc-free cotton wick
FragrancePhthalate-free fragrance oils
ProductionPoured to order in 3–5 business days
ColorNatural wax; no added dye
Made InUnited States
How It's Made +
Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.
Holiday heads-up: Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.
The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like
Secret Santa, the office exchange, the coworker running on fumes, and anyone who has earned one quiet hour with the door shut. Give them something that makes them laugh and makes the whole room smell incredible.
Candle Care +
Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.
We've Got You
Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. Real people from a women-owned small business will help make it right.