Santa Loves Everyone (Even Bitches Like You) | Funny Christmas Card
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Santa Loves Everyone
Everyone. He was very clear about that.
An insult and a pardon in one sentence.
For the friend who has earned the name and would be offended if you used a softer one.
- It roasts and forgives Calls them out and lets them off in the same breath.
- Stands on its own Thick enough to prop on a desk without folding over.
- Blank inside Room to say the nice part, if you want to.
For the One Who Wears It Proudly
Besties. Sisters. The group chat.
Secret Santa, the office swap, stocking stuffers, and the friend who calls you worse on a normal Tuesday.
The Details
| Quantity | Single card |
|---|---|
| Size | 5 x 7 inches, folded |
| Inside | Blank for your own message |
| Packaging | Coordinating envelope included |
| Paper | Heavyweight matte cardstock |
| Questions | Email customercare@untamedego.com |
Finish The Package.
Add a Candle
The card gets read once. A candle hand poured in small batches in the USA keeps saying it every time they light it.
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