Santa Hates Little Bitches | Funny Christmas Card
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Santa Hates Little Bitches
You know how the song goes. This is where it ends up.
He has been warning you since 1934.
For the friend who pouts, cries, and has been openly ignoring the terms of that song their entire life.
- Everyone knows the setup The carol does the work. The last line does the damage.
- Stands on its own Thick enough to prop on a mantel without folding over.
- Blank inside Room to specify exactly which behavior you mean.
For the One Who Knows It Is About Them
Besties. Siblings. Group chats.
Secret Santa, gift exchanges, party hosts, and the friend who will hold it up and ask you to be more specific.
The Details
| Quantity | Single card |
|---|---|
| Size | 5 x 7 inches, folded |
| Printing | Printed in the United States in small batches |
| Inside | Blank for your own message |
| Packaging | White envelope included |
| Paper | Matte premium card |
| Questions | Email customercare@untamedego.com |
Finish The Package.
Add a Candle
The card makes the accusation. A candle hand poured in small batches in the USA makes it a gift anyway.
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