Nothing for You Whore | Funny Christmas Card
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Nothing for You Whore
A card instead of a gift. That is the gift.
They will laugh. Then check the bag.
For the friend who gave you a candle last year and told everyone it was thoughtful.
- It is the whole bit Hand it over empty handed and commit all the way.
- Stands on its own Thick enough to prop on a mantel without folding over.
- Blank inside Room to admit you did get them something after all.
For the Friend You Owe Nothing To
Besties. Siblings. Group chats.
Secret Santa, gift exchanges, stocking stuffers, and the person who has called you worse over breakfast.
The Details
| Quantity | Single card |
|---|---|
| Size | 5 x 7 inches, folded |
| Paper | Premium matte card |
| Inside | Blank for your own message |
| Packaging | White envelope included |
| Printing | Printed in the United States in small batches |
| Questions | Email customercare@untamedego.com |
Finish The Package.
Add a Candle
Or follow it with something real. A candle hand poured in small batches in the USA lands better after the setup.
Shop candlesArrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email customercare@untamedego.com so we can help make it right.