Not Enough Xanax for This Holiday Shit | Funny Christmas Card
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Not Enough Xanax for This Holiday Shit
Twenty three days of other people’s plans.
Sent with full understanding.
For the one hosting, cooking, wrapping, driving, and answering the group chat about who is bringing what.
- It says it first Hands them permission to admit December is a lot.
- Stands on its own Thick enough to prop on a desk without folding over.
- Blank inside Room for the part you only say to one person.
For the One Holding All of It Together
Hosts. Besties. Coworkers.
Secret Santa, the group chat, the sister running three households this month, and whoever has not sat down since Thanksgiving.
The Details
| Quantity | Single card |
|---|---|
| Size | 5 x 7 inches, folded |
| Inside | Blank for your own message |
| Packaging | Coordinating envelope included |
| Paper | Heavyweight matte cardstock |
| Design | Designed and printed in the United States |
| Questions | Email customercare@untamedego.com |
Finish The Package.
Add a Candle
The card says you see it. A candle hand poured in small batches in the USA gives them something to light once everyone leaves.
Shop candlesArrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email customercare@untamedego.com so we can help make it right.