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“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”
Jessica · Verified buyer
Merry Fucking Christmas Glass Candle
Regular price
$28.00 USD
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Merry Fucking Christmas.
Said with love. Mostly. The shopping is done, the family is coming, and somebody is going to bring up politics before the food is served. Light it, pour something, and mean it however you need to mean it.
- 12.5 oz glass jar
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Coconut apricot wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.
A cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.
- Fragrance oils formulated without phthalates
- Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- Natural wax color with no added dye
What Customers Say About Our Candles
Should Have Gotten One for Myself!
“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”
Diane · Verified buyer
Perfect Gift
“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”
Alex · Verified buyerPick Your Scent
Six holiday fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.
Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +
Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.
| Top | Buttercream |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cake, Vanilla |
| Base | Sugar, Bourbon |
Smells likea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.
Fraser Fir — Holiday Favorite Cypress · Evergreen · Amber +
Bright citrus and rich woods create something both invigorating and comforting. A snow-covered forest of towering evergreens.
| Top | Cypress, Lemon Peel |
|---|---|
| Middle | Evergreen, Cedar |
| Base | Fir, Amber, Moss |
Smells likea fresh cut tree brought inside. Cypress and lemon peel at first, then deep evergreen and cedar over amber and moss.
Christmas Chai Cardamom · Cinnamon · Black Tea +
Creamy warmth, soft spice, and comforting sweetness. The feeling of your favorite oversized sweater and a freshly brewed spiced latte.
| Top | Orange Peel, Cardamom, Cinnamon |
|---|---|
| Middle | Peppercorn, Cream, Nutmeg |
| Base | Black Tea, Vanilla, Clove |
Smells likea chai steaming in a heavy mug. Cardamom and cinnamon over cream and nutmeg, settling into black tea and soft vanilla.
Winter Apple Apple · Cinnamon · Pine +
Warm spices, woodland notes, and seasonal comfort. Like a quiet walk through a forest blanketed in colorful leaves.
| Top | Apple, Cinnamon, Clove |
|---|---|
| Middle | Pine, Eucalyptus, Juniper, Cranberry |
| Base | Cedar |
Smells likecold air and crushed leaves. Crisp apple and clove at first, then pine and juniper, finishing dry and woody on cedar.
Cranberry Woods Cranberry · Cinnamon · Fir +
Bright berries and warm spices create an uplifting opening before settling into evergreen woods and soft vanilla comfort.
| Top | Red Currant, Cinnamon, Cranberry |
|---|---|
| Middle | Black Currant, Green Leaves |
| Base | Vanilla, Fir, Pine |
Smells likecranberries simmering near a fire. Tart berry and cinnamon at first, then green leaves, settling into soft vanilla over fir and pine.
Balsam & Cedar Smoky Woods · Moss · Incense +
Fresh eucalyptus awakens the senses while cedar, moss, and bayberry create an earthy heart layered with warmth. Grounded by fir, patchouli, and incense.
| Top | Eucalyptus |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cedar, Moss, Bayberry |
| Base | Fraser Fir, Patchouli, Incense |
Smells likea cabin with the fire going. Eucalyptus lifts the opening, then cedar, moss, and bayberry settle into fir, patchouli, and a thread of incense.
Buying It as a Gift?
Vanilla Bean: the safest choice if you are not sure. Warm, familiar, and hard to get wrong.
Fraser Fir: the classic Christmas-tree scent. Fresh, bright, and unmistakably the season.
Christmas Chai: cardamom and cinnamon over black tea. The one that smells like the good part of winter.
Winter Apple: crisp apple and clove over pine. The only one that is not a tree or a dessert.
Cranberry Woods: the cozy holiday choice. Tart berries, warm spice, and soft evergreen woods.
Balsam & Cedar: the darker one. Smoky woods, moss, and incense with none of the sugary holiday sweetness.
The Details
- Wax
- Coconut-apricot blend
- Size
- 12.5 oz clear glass vessel
- Burn Time
- Approximately 50–70 hours with proper care
- Wick
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- Fragrance
- Phthalate-free fragrance oils
- Production
- Poured to order in 3–5 business days
- Color
- Natural wax; no added dye
- Made In
- United States
How It's Made +
Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.
Holiday heads-up: Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.
The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like
For Secret Santa, the office exchange, the friend hosting everyone again, the sister who gets the joke, and the mom doing all of it while everyone asks what they can bring. She has enough bath sets. Give her something that makes her laugh and makes the whole house smell incredible.
Candle Care +
Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.
We've Got You
Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. Real people from a women-owned small business will help make it right.