He Sees You When You’re Sleeping and He Said You Snore Like a Pig | Funny Christmas Card
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Merry Christmas to the Baddest Bitch
There is one. She knows. Confirm it in writing.
A title, not a joke.
For the friend who walks into a room and changes it, and who has never needed anyone to tell her so.
- It is a compliment Most funny cards roast. This one crowns.
- Stands on its own Thick enough to prop on a desk without folding over.
- Blank inside Room to say the part you mean sincerely.
For the One Who Earned the Title
Besties. Sisters. Work wives.
Secret Santa, stocking stuffers, a promotion that landed in December, and the friend you would hand the crown to without a vote.
The Details
| Quantity | Single card |
|---|---|
| Size | 5 x 7 inches, folded |
| Printing | Printed in the United States in small batches |
| Inside | Blank for your own message |
| Packaging | White envelope and cello wrap included |
| Paper | Matte premium card |
| Questions | Email customercare@untamedego.com |
Finish The Package.
Add a Candle
The card says it once. A candle hand poured in small batches in the USA says it on her shelf all year.
Shop candlesArrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email customercare@untamedego.com so we can help make it right.