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Amazing!
“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”
Jessica · Verified buyer
Light When You Need To Calm The Fuck Down Glass Candle
Regular price
$28.00 USD
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Light When You Need to Calm the Fuck Down.
The breathing app did not work. The walk did not work. This will not fix anything either, but the room will smell incredible while she sits in it and says nothing to anyone for an hour.
- 12.5 oz glass jar
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Coconut apricot wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.
A cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.
- Fragrance oils formulated without phthalates
- Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- Natural wax color with no added dye
What Customers Say About Our Candles
★★★★★
Should Have Gotten One for Myself!
“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”
Diane · Verified buyer★★★★★
Perfect Gift
“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”
Alex · Verified buyerPick Your Scent
Five fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.
Lavender — Best Seller Bergamot · Lavender · Cedar +
Soft, calming, and effortlessly timeless. Fresh herbal notes and soothing lavender create an atmosphere of relaxation, while gentle woods add warmth and depth.
| Top | Citrus, Bergamot |
|---|---|
| Middle | Lavender |
| Base | Camphor, Eucalyptus, Powder, Cedar |
Smells likelavender cut fresh and left to dry. Bergamot and citrus brighten the opening, then it settles into clean herbal calm over powder and cedar.
Fresh Linen + Sea Salt Linen · Eucalyptus · Moss +
Crisp ozone and soft linen blend with cooling eucalyptus and delicate florals. Clean, peaceful, and easy to love in any room.
| Top | Ozone, Linen |
|---|---|
| Middle | Freesia, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus |
| Base | Moss, Powder |
Smells likeclean linen drying in salt air. Crisp ozone and eucalyptus up front, softening into freesia, moss, and powder.
Vanilla Bean Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +
Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.
| Top | Buttercream |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cake, Vanilla |
| Base | Sugar, Bourbon |
Smells likea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.
Sea Salt + Orchid Ozone · Freesia · Amber +
Coastal freshness balanced with delicate florals and warm undertones. Clean and sophisticated, like a luxury seaside retreat with the windows open.
| Top | Ozone, Orange |
|---|---|
| Middle | Sea Salt, Freesia, Green Leaves |
| Base | Tonka Bean, Light Musk, Amber |
Smells likesea air through an open window. Ozone and orange at first, then sea salt and freesia, warming into tonka bean, musk, and amber.
Black Coral & Moss Marine · Lavender · Amber +
Fresh marine notes and subtle brightness give way to calming lavender and airy bamboo before settling into warm amber, dark musk, and rich woods.
| Top | Marine, Camphor, Pineapple |
|---|---|
| Middle | Lavender, Bamboo |
| Base | Dark Musk, Vetiver, Amber, Cedar |
Smells likecool air off the water at night. Marine and camphor open it, lavender and bamboo settle the middle, then dark musk, amber, and cedar close it out.
Buying It as a Gift?
Lavender: the one people reach for first. Herbal, calming, and hard to get wrong.
Fresh Linen + Sea Salt: clean and neutral. Works in any room, in any house.
Vanilla Bean: warm and cozy, if calm is not the goal.
Sea Salt + Orchid: soft and airy, with a warmer base than it sounds.
Black Coral & Moss: the darker one. Moody and grounded instead of soft.
The Details
WaxCoconut-apricot blend
Size12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn TimeApproximately 50–70 hours with proper care
WickLead- and zinc-free cotton wick
FragrancePhthalate-free fragrance oils
ProductionPoured to order in 3–5 business days
ColorNatural wax; no added dye
Made InUnited States
How It's Made +
Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.
Holiday heads-up: Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.
The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like
For the friend holding it together, the coworker running on fumes, the mom who has not had an hour to herself since spring, and anyone whose self-care routine is mostly just closing the door. She has enough bath sets. Give her something that makes her laugh and makes the whole room smell incredible.
Candle Care +
Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.
We've Got You
Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. Real people from a women-owned small business will help make it right.