In the Case of Baby Jesus You Are Not the Father | Funny Christmas Card
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In the Case of Baby Jesus
The results are in. Joseph is sweating.
Two thousand years. Finally settled.
For the friend who grew up on daytime television and still yells the catchphrase at the screen.
- Two references, one card Nativity scene meets daytime paternity court.
- Stands on its own Thick enough to prop on a desk without folding over.
- Blank inside Room for whatever you want to add underneath.
For the Friend Who Gets the Reference
Besties. Siblings. The group chat.
Secret Santa, the office swap, stocking stuffers, and the one who will send it straight to the group chat before opening anything else.
The Details
| Quantity | Single card |
|---|---|
| Size | 5 x 7 inches, folded |
| Inside | Blank for your own message |
| Packaging | Matching envelope included |
| Paper | Premium matte card |
| Printing | Printed in the United States |
| Questions | Email customercare@untamedego.com |
Finish The Package.
Add a Candle
The card gets read once. A candle hand poured in small batches in the USA keeps the bit going every time they light it.
Shop candlesArrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email customercare@untamedego.com so we can help make it right.