I'm Not The Bigger Person I'll Curse Your Entire Bloodline Vintage Wash Tee
I'm not the bigger person. 🖤
I'll curse your entire bloodline.
Generationally, if necessary.
The garment-dyed heavyweight tee for the ones who have officially stopped taking the high road.
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Garment Dyed, Worn In Already Dyed after it is made, which is what gives it that soft washed finish and subtle variation from piece to piece. It arrives already broken in. |
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Thick, Structured, Still Soft Heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton with real body to it. Not see-through, holds its shape, and stays breathable enough to wear all day. |
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Relaxed Everyday Fit A relaxed cut that sits away from you without swallowing you. Works with jeans, shorts, or under a flannel, and does not need styling to look right. |
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Built To Hold Its Shape Twill taped neck and shoulders, a 7/8 inch double needle topstitched collar, and double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems. |
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Wear It Where People Can Read It. This is not a subtle shirt, and it was never supposed to be. It makes the position clear before you open your mouth. |
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Wear It Where People Can Read It. This is not a subtle shirt and it was never supposed to be. It makes your position clear before you open your mouth. |
Size Chart
All measurements in inches, taken with the shirt laid flat. Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Chest width is measured one inch below the armhole. Sleeve length is measured from the center back neck.
| Size | Body Length | Chest Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 26.625" | 18.25" | 16.25" |
| M | 28" | 20.25" | 17.75" |
| L | 29.375" | 22" | 19" |
| XL | 30.75" | 24" | 20.5" |
| 2XL | 31.625" | 26" | 21.75" |
| 3XL | 32.5" | 27.75" | 23.25" |
| 4XL | 33.5" | 29.75" | 24.625" |
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Easiest way to get it right: lay a shirt you already love flat and measure across the chest from armpit to armpit. Match that number to the chest width above. Because these are dyed after they are sewn, measurements can vary by up to 2 inches in either direction and still be correct. That same process is what makes them soft. Take your normal size for a relaxed fit, or size up if you want it oversized. |
Tee Details
✦ 100% ring spun cotton
✦ Garment dyed with subtle color variation
✦ Relaxed fit
✦ 7/8" double needle topstitched collar
✦ Twill taped neck and shoulders
✦ Double needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
✦ Available in Black
✦ Side seamed construction
✦ Made to order to reduce overproduction
✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.
She is not the bigger person. She never claimed to be. 🖤
Not The Kind That Stays In The Drawer.
The Tee That Escalates Immediately.
Some people take the high road. Some people take the high road and then come back down for one specific person. This is for the second group. Printed on a garment-dyed heavyweight ring-spun cotton with a soft washed finish and a relaxed cut. The kind of tee that becomes the one you reach for first.
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The tee that skips the warning They open the package. They laugh out loud. It goes into rotation that week and does not come out. |
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For The Ones Who Do Not Forgive For the ones who retired from taking the high road years ago and have never once regretted it. The ones whose grudges have their own filing system. The ones who saw this and immediately thought of a specific name. |
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For The Friend With The Long Memory The one who has been holding the same grudge since 2015 and shows no sign of stopping. The gift that says I know exactly who you are and I approve. |
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Or Just Wear It Yourself You already had somebody in mind before you finished reading the phrase. |
🖤 Same energy. Other formats.
Make It A Set.
Also A 20 oz Mug.
Same energy, earlier in the day. The I'm Not The Bigger Person jumbo mug says it before you have finished your first cup.
Same energy. Different hours.
🖤 Pair it with something bold.
Complete The Look.
Add A Few Stickers.
The tee is the statement. The stickers are the extension. Laptop, water bottle, tailgate, and every other surface within reach.
Holographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built to survive real life. 🖤
The perfect finishing touch.
We've Got You
✦ Arrives broken or wrong? Send a photo within 7 days and we replace it at no charge.
✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.
✦ Made to order to reduce overproduction.
✦ Woman-owned and independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.
For The Ones Who Never Took The High Road. 🖤
The Bloodline Has Been Warned.
This is the tee for those who escalate immediately and sleep well afterward. Garment-dyed heavyweight ring-spun cotton, relaxed fit, made to order after you buy it. The kind of piece that instantly becomes a staple.
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Carried in 200+ boutiques nationwide Started in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention. |
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Not for everyone. Never meant to be. But if you are here, you already know this one is yours. 🖤 |
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