A model wearing a black graphic t-shirt with a skeleton and witch illustration, paired with a gray beanie, pink sunglasses, and checkered leggings, set against a solid mint green background.
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I'm Not The Bigger Person I'll Curse Your Entire Bloodline Vintage Wash Tee

$39.99 USD
Free shipping on orders over $50

 

I'm not the bigger person. I'll curse your entire bloodline.

Generationally, if necessary.

  • Heavyweight Cotton100% USA grown ring-spun cotton, thick and structured.
  • Pigment-Dyed WashVintage look that stays with the garment for its life.
  • Pre-ShrunkWashed before it ships so the fit stays put.
  • Made To OrderPrepared specifically for your order in the USA.

Fit Guide

  • Your usual size: relaxed fit.
  • Size down one: closer fit.
  • Size up two: oversized fit.

Model is a size small wearing a size XL.

Size Chart

Size Body Length Chest Width Sleeve
S 26 5/8 18 1/4 16 1/4
M 28 20 1/4 17 3/4
L 29 3/8 22 19
XL 30 3/4 24 20 1/2
2XL 31 5/8 26 21 3/4
3XL 32 1/2 27 3/4 23 1/4
4XL 33 1/2 29 3/4 24 5/8

All measurements are in inches, taken with the shirt laid flat. Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Chest width is measured one inch below the armhole. Sleeve length is measured from the center back neck.

Because these are dyed after they are sewn, measurements can vary slightly and still be correct. That same process is what makes them soft.

The Details

Fabric 100% USA grown ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz per square yard
Finish Pigment-dyed vintage wash, pre-shrunk
Fit Unisex relaxed fit
Sizes S through 4XL
Colors See the color selector above
Construction Twill-taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems.
Production Made to order. Allow 3–5 business days for processing before shipment.
Shipping Ships from the United States. Free shipping on U.S. orders of $65 or more.
Questions Sizing question or buying as a gift? Email customercare@untamedego.com
Care Instructions +

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low or line dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

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Holographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and everything else within reach. The tee is the statement. The stickers are the extension.

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Every shirt is made to order and packed carefully. If yours arrives damaged or incorrect, contact customercare@untamedego.com and our team will help make it right.

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