I Love You For Your Personality But That Dick Is A Huge Bonus Greeting Card

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Our items are made with tons of care and love. Each item is hand- printed & made to order so we require 2-4 days to process your order. Holiday collections can take 5-7 days to ship. Please keep in mind that during holiday season our processing times can be delayed by 1-3 days. Once we started processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.


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All of our items are made with tons of care and love. Quality is extremely important to us. This is why have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectation. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.


Our team is filled with incredible people that are always willing to help. If it questions about a product or an existing order, Untamedego will help you every step of the way. We promise to reply within 24 hours.


We want you to feel like a badass that you are. As a result, we offer a 100% guarantee that our products will make you look as cool as you think you are. It's why our high-quality items are always one-of-a-kind with intricate detail and unique design pieces that distinguish them from the rest.

This high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.

 Size: 5x7

Blank Inside.

*Item cannot be personalized*

Shipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flat mailer via USPS First Class.

Customer Reviews

Based on 77 reviews
Hysterically perfect

I gave this card to my husband for Valentine’s Day (I know, late review) but lemme tell you the laughter that ensued after he read it! To this day, it’s the only card he’s actually kept and he refuses to ever get rid of it. We still laugh about it! The quality is better than the cards you buy at the stores too! 10/10 would recommend!

C. Wisor

I loved this card! It is made with Thick good quality paper. It is NOT some thin flimsy cheap card. it was packaged/mailed wrll. Wrapped and placed between two thick card stock pieces and in a thick media mail envelope. Can’t wait to order from here again!! Oh and My husband got a good laugh when he opened it.

Jodi M
This card is fantastic!

This card is perfect and made my husband smile and fit our sense of humor. The card is well made!

Perfect card for my hubby!

This card is on point and made my husband smile BIG! I have another card of yours to give him on our anniversary.
Fun stuff!

Allison L

We had been a little distant lately because I had been a little moody. Once I gave him his gift it brought a huge smile to his face he wasn’t expecting it and kept reading it to himself thinking it was a mistake.