I Love You For Your Personality But That Dick Is A Huge Bonus Greeting Card
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Our candles & gift boxes ship within 2-5 business days.
Ordinarily, items ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. ( Holiday timeframe is 3-5 days) with possible delays.
Our items are made with tons of care and love. Each item is hand- printed & made to order so we require 2-4 days to process your order. Holiday collections can take 5-7 days to ship. Please keep in mind that during holiday season our processing times can be delayed by 1-3 days. Once we started processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.
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All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.
Holiday notice- Delivery can take longer during holiday season as carriers are experiencing a high volume of orders, please keep in mind that possible delays can occur. Refunds or returns won’t be processed for orders subject to unforeseen delays.
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All of our items are made with tons of care and love. Quality is extremely important to us. This is why have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectation. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.
Our team is filled with incredible people that are always willing to help. If it questions about a product or an existing order, Untamedego will help you every step of the way. We promise to reply within 24 hours.
We want you to feel like a badass that you are. As a result, we offer a 100% guarantee that our products will make you look as cool as you think you are. It's why our high-quality items are always one-of-a-kind with intricate detail and unique design pieces that distinguish them from the rest.
This high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.
*Item cannot be personalized*
Shipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flat mailer via USPS First Class.
I gave this card to my husband for Valentine’s Day (I know, late review) but lemme tell you the laughter that ensued after he read it! To this day, it’s the only card he’s actually kept and he refuses to ever get rid of it. We still laugh about it! The quality is better than the cards you buy at the stores too! 10/10 would recommend!
I loved this card! It is made with Thick good quality paper. It is NOT some thin flimsy cheap card. it was packaged/mailed wrll. Wrapped and placed between two thick card stock pieces and in a thick media mail envelope. Can’t wait to order from here again!! Oh and My husband got a good laugh when he opened it.
This card is perfect and made my husband smile and fit our sense of humor. The card is well made!
This card is on point and made my husband smile BIG! I have another card of yours to give him on our anniversary.
We had been a little distant lately because I had been a little moody. Once I gave him his gift it brought a huge smile to his face he wasn’t expecting it and kept reading it to himself thinking it was a mistake.
Every time I pick up my mug it makes my brain stop spiraling off into the dozens of tasks and trials I am facing for my day. I get to bring it back to zero and remember what I really am. Fucking delightful.
I only bought 6 to give out and I already need more!! I know so many delightful people, I guess birds of a feather flock together! 💕Keep up the great work💕
This is a great reusable tumbler. I love it and it always makes me smile.
I burned my last fuck so fast I had to buy another one! I bought it in white sage & lavender again because it’s not overwhelming but just enough, ya know?!
I previously bought a candle for myself in white sage & lavender and it smelled sooo good I had to buy some for my tribe! They loved the scent, as well as the sweet message on the candle “I’d shank a Bitch for you right in the kidney” 🥰 That’s love!
This crew is so comfy and soft, plus the message on the front says it all! Everyone loves when I wear this, it cracks everyone up! Great quality!!
I purchased this ring because I needed a reminder to myself that sometimes we need to just say fuck it. The brand itself suits my attitude 100%. And although the black detailing in the lettering is slowly coming off (I still got the u on the fuck - which is hilarious in itself ), I love it just the same as I did on day one. My fuck it ring is my reminder that we can’t control all aspects of life, and in those situations…. Say fuck it. It is what it is.
10 GOLD STARS x 10.
It’s a perfect way to sarcastically begin my morning! Adorable, good quality and arrived quickly.
I love this candle! Just makes me laugh and smile. The unscented option is a game changer if you can’t tolerate or don’t like fragrance. Amazing customer service , fast delivery!!
Love love love this tee!! So freaking cute I already have so many outfits planned for it 💜
Spot on, I love this! I always say this to my family and friends!
Absolutely love this mug. I sing the tune in my head all this time lol
This candle was given as a gift and the recipient found it hilarious. I also bought myself one so I know it smells delicious. The end.
This is the perfect mug. I got it as a bridal shower gift. I wish I bought one for myself!
This was soooo perfect for my bestie!!! I love your cards for a good laugh always!!! So unique!
Bought this as a gift for one of my best friends. I love it, and she LOVES it. She washed it and poured her iced coffee in it right after opening it. We both love UntamedEgo!!