★★★★★
Amazing!
“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”
Jessica · Verified buyer
I Like Spooky Things & The Word Fuck Glass Candle
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I Like Spooky Things and the Word Fuck.
Two personality traits, fully disclosed up front. Skeletons out in July, a mouth that has never once been described as polite, and a candle that covers both.
- 12.5 oz glass jar
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Coconut apricot wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.
Because what you burn in your home matters—even when the label is completely unhinged.
- Non-toxic, phthalate-free fragrance oils
- Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- No added dye · Cruelty free
Pick Your Scent
Seven fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.
Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +
Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.
| Top | Buttercream |
| Middle | Cake, Vanilla |
| Base | Sugar, Bourbon |
Smells likethe sweetest thing in the house, which is not saying much.
Pumpkin Spice Pumpkin · Buttercream · Smoke +
Warm spices and creamy pumpkin blend into a rich, inviting fragrance. Pumpkin patches, oversized sweaters, and fresh-baked treats.
| Top | Clove, Cinnamon, Nutmeg |
| Middle | Pumpkin, Buttercream |
| Base | Vanilla, Smoke |
Smells likethe decorations going up before Labor Day.
Spiced CINNAMON CHAI Cardamom · Black Tea · Vanilla +
Creamy warmth, soft spice, and comforting sweetness. The feeling of your favorite oversized sweater and a freshly brewed spiced latte.
| Top | Orange Peel, Cardamom, Cinnamon |
| Middle | Peppercorn, Cream, Nutmeg |
| Base | Black Tea, Vanilla, Clove |
Smells likebeing cozy and completely unhinged at once.
Autumn Woods Apple · Cinnamon · Cedar +
Warm spices, woodland notes, and seasonal comfort. Like a quiet walk through a forest blanketed in colorful leaves.
| Top | Apple, Cinnamon, Clove |
| Middle | Pine, Eucalyptus, Juniper, Cranberry |
| Base | Cedar |
Smells likethe part of the woods with the cabin in it.
Black Cherry Velvet Black Cherry · Vanilla · Cedar +
Juicy black cherry opens sweet and bright before settling into warm vanilla, cedar, and sandalwood. Fruity without smelling like candy.
| Top | Black Cherry, Almond, Raspberry |
| Middle | Vanilla, Vetiver |
| Base | Cedar, Sandalwood |
Smells likesweet, dark, and slightly concerning.
Espresso Coffee Bean · Sugar · Vanilla +
Freshly roasted coffee and soft sweetness blend into something cozy, nostalgic, and energizing all at once.
| Top | Coffee Bean |
| Middle | Sugar |
| Base | Coffee, Vanilla |
Smells likecaffeine, and a very low tolerance for nonsense.
Fresh Linen + Sea Salt Linen · Eucalyptus · Moss +
Crisp ozone and soft linen blend with cooling eucalyptus and delicate florals. Clean, peaceful, and easy to love in any room.
| Top | Ozone, Linen |
| Middle | Freesia, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus |
| Base | Moss, Powder |
Smells likethe calmest room in a very loud house.
Buying It as a Gift?
Vanilla Bean: the safest choice for anyone. Warm and sweet, hard to get wrong.
Pumpkin Spice: the fall pick. Warm, spiced, and cozy.
Spiced Chai Latte: cozier and less sweet, with black tea in the base.
Autumn Woods: apple and cedar, for someone who wants woodsy instead of dessert.
Black Cherry Velvet: darker and bolder, for someone who likes a little edge.
Espresso: for the one who runs on coffee and spite.
Fresh Linen + Sea Salt: clean and calm, if spiced and sweet is not their thing.
The Details
WaxCoconut-apricot blend
Size12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn TimeApproximately 50–70 hours
WickCotton wick
FragranceThoughtfully formulated fragrance oils
ProductionPoured to order in small batches
ColorNatural wax; no added dye
Made InUnited States
How It's Made +
Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend and a cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.
The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like
For the friend whose house is decorated for Halloween year round, the coworker who swears in meetings, and anyone who has two personality traits and commits to both. She has enough bath sets. Give her something that makes her laugh and makes the whole room smell incredible.
People Are Obsessed
★★★★★
Should Have Gotten One for Myself!
“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”
Diane · Verified buyer★★★★★
Perfect Gift
“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”
Alex · Verified buyerCandle Care +
Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.
We've Got You
Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something isn't right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery. Real humans from a woman-owned small business will help make it right.