I Hate Everyone Except Us Glass Candle

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I Hate Everyone Except Us.

A very short list, and she is on it. For the work bestie who gets the look across the table, the friend who has been in the group chat since day one, and the two of you against a world neither of you asked for.

  • 12.5 oz glass jar
  • Approximately 50–70 hours
  • Coconut apricot wax
  • Hand-poured in the USA

Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.

Because what you burn in your home matters—even when the label is completely unhinged.

  • Non-toxic, phthalate-free fragrance oils
  • Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
  • Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
  • No added dye · Cruelty free

Pick Her Scent

Eight fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.

Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +

Sweet · Warm · Timeless

Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.

Top Buttercream
Middle Cake, Vanilla
Base Sugar, Bourbon

Smells likea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.

Black Cherry Velvet Black Cherry · Vanilla · Cedar +

Fruity · Bold · Warm

Juicy black cherry opens sweet and bright before settling into warm vanilla, cedar, and sandalwood. Fruity without smelling like candy.

Top Black Cherry, Almond, Raspberry
Middle Vanilla, Vetiver
Base Cedar, Sandalwood

Smells likedark cherries over warm vanilla. Almond and raspberry brighten the opening before it deepens into cedar and sandalwood.

Cranberry Prosecco Cranberry · Champagne · Praline +

Bubbly · Bright · Festive

Tart cranberry and citrus over champagne, finished with soft musk and praline. Celebratory, sharp, and just sweet enough.

Top Citrus, Cranberry
Middle Champagne
Base Musk, Praline

Smells likea glass poured at the right moment. Tart cranberry and citrus first, then champagne, drying down on soft musk and praline.

Spiced Cinnamon Chai Cardamom · Black Tea · Vanilla +

Cozy · Warm · Café Inspired

Creamy warmth, soft spice, and comforting sweetness. The feeling of your favorite oversized sweater and a freshly brewed spiced latte.

Top Orange Peel, Cardamom, Cinnamon
Middle Peppercorn, Cream, Nutmeg
Base Black Tea, Vanilla, Clove

Smells likea chai steaming in a heavy mug. Cardamom and cinnamon over cream and nutmeg, settling into black tea and soft vanilla.

Espresso Coffee Bean · Sugar · Vanilla +

Warm · Bold · Comforting

Freshly roasted coffee and soft sweetness blend into something cozy, nostalgic, and energizing all at once.

Top Coffee Bean
Middle Sugar
Base Coffee, Vanilla

Smells likeespresso pulled fresh. Dark roasted coffee with sugar and cream, finishing warm and smooth on vanilla.

Grapefruit + Mangosteen Citrus · Mango · Cedar +

Bright · Fruity · Energetic

Juicy citrus meets tropical sweetness for a fragrance that feels lively and full of energy. Vibrant and playful.

Top Orange, Orange Peel
Middle Mango, Grapefruit, Peach
Base Cedar, Red Currant

Smells likegrapefruit cut open on a counter. Sharp citrus first, then ripe mango and peach, drying down on cedar and red currant.

Sea Salt + Orchid Ozone · Freesia · Amber +

Clean · Airy · Coastal Luxury

Coastal freshness balanced with delicate florals and warm undertones. Clean and sophisticated, like a luxury seaside retreat with the windows open.

Top Ozone, Orange
Middle Sea Salt, Freesia, Green Leaves
Base Tonka Bean, Light Musk, Amber

Smells likesea air through an open window. Ozone and orange at first, then sea salt and freesia, warming into tonka bean, musk, and amber.

Lavender Bergamot · Lavender · Cedar +

Spa · Relaxing · Calm · Botanical

Soft, calming, and effortlessly timeless. Fresh herbal notes and soothing lavender create an atmosphere of relaxation, while gentle woods add warmth and depth.

Top Citrus, Bergamot
Middle Lavender
Base Camphor, Eucalyptus, Powder, Cedar

Smells likelavender cut fresh and left to dry. Bergamot and citrus brighten the opening, then it settles into clean herbal calm over powder and cedar.

Buying It for Her?

Vanilla Bean: the safest choice for anyone. Warm and sweet, hard to get wrong.

Black Cherry Velvet: darker and bolder, for someone who likes a little edge.

Cranberry Prosecco: festive and celebratory. The holiday pick.

Spiced Cinnamon Chai: cozy and warm, for the one always holding a mug.

Sea Salt + Orchid or Lavender: clean and calm, if sweet is not her thing.

The Details

Wax
Coconut-apricot blend
Size
12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn Time
Approximately 50–70 hours
Wick
Cotton wick
Fragrance
Thoughtfully formulated fragrance oils
Production
Poured to order in small batches
Color
Natural wax; no added dye
Made In
United States
How It's Made +

Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend and a cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.

The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like

For the work bestie, the best friend, the sister you picked. Secret Santa, birthdays, or a random Tuesday when she got you through something. She has enough bath sets. Give her something that makes her laugh and makes the whole room smell incredible.

People Are Obsessed

★★★★★

Amazing!

“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”

Jessica · Verified buyer

★★★★★

Should Have Gotten One for Myself!

“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”

Diane · Verified buyer

★★★★★

Perfect Gift

“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”

Alex · Verified buyer
Candle Care +

Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.

We've Got You

Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something isn't right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery. Real humans from a woman-owned small business will help make it right.