Honestly You Still Look 29 From a Distance | Funny Birthday Candle
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Some birthdays deserve cake. Others deserve brutal honesty delivered with love.
This candle is the perfect balance of sweet and savage, making it an instant hit for milestone birthdays, best friends, coworkers, siblings, and anyone who can take a joke. It’s funny, giftable, and just self-aware enough to still feel thoughtful.
Designed to get laughs before it even gets lit, this candle is a go-to last-minute gift that somehow feels intentional. Light it during birthday celebrations, late-night laughs, or whenever aging gracefully feels like a group effort.
Details
• 9 oz & 4 oz glass jar
• Coconut apricot wax
• Vegan, non-toxic, paraben-free, phthalate-free
• Cotton wick, lead and zinc free
• Hand poured in the USA
• 9oz ( 45 hour burn time) 4oz (20 hour burn time)
Candle comes cello-wrapped with a pink bow on top.
SCENT NOTES:
BIRTHDAY CAKE
Top: Buttercream
Middle: Cake, Vanilla
Base: Sugar, Bourbon
GRAPEFRUIT + MANGOSTEEN
Top: Orange, Orange Peel
Middle: Mango, Grapefruit, Peach
Base: Cedar, Red Currant
WHITE OAK + VANILLA
Top: Palm, Aloe
Middle: Oak, Leather, Patchouli
Base: Smoke, Leather, Whiskey
BERRIES + CHAMPAGNE
Top: Citrus, Raspberry
Middle: Champagne
Base: Musk, Praline
COCONUT CREAM LIME
Top: Lime, Mango
Middle: Coconut, Pineapple
Base: Coconut Milk, Tonka Bean, Cream
SEA SALT + PEONY
Top: Bergamot, Sea Salt
Middle: Peony, Mint
Base: Juniper, Light Musk, Marine
LAVENDER
Top: Citrus, Bergamot
Middle: Lavender
Base: Camphor, Eucalyptus, Powder, Cedar
PUMPKIN SPICE
Top: Clove, Cinnamon, Nutmeg
Middle: Pumpkin, Buttercream
Base: Vanilla, Smoke
Clean Ingredients
Made with a vegan coconut apricot wax blend that is toxin-free, paraben-free, phthalate-free, and sourced from renewable materials. All fragrance oils are phthalate-free and formulated without ingredients listed on California’s Proposition 65 list.
Candle Care
Before lighting, trim wick to 1/4".
Keep wax free of debris.
Never leave burning unattended.
Keep away from children, pets, and flammable objects.
Let customers speak for us
Early Christmas shopping for my daughter, she'll love it!
These are so comfortable and great for family get togethers you may be forced to go to
I received your last product (a mug) yesterday, it had to travel halfway round the world to the Netherlands, and is now the most popular mug in the office. Nowadays, I tend to avoid US products (sorry) but I will always support unique ideas and shops run by women. So, I made an exception for your website and I have no regrets. I will be ordering new stuff soon. I love a good sense of humour and a strong message. Love, Daphne
I love it. It's fine with a regular bra (the arm holes don't go too far down like they do in some muscle tanks [other brands']), the colors are *perfection* and the message? . This is the pepper. It's soft and drapes nicely, not at all a stiff, thicker tshirt type material.
This sticker is everything! Funny and extremely well made. It is thick and applies very easily. I will definitely order more.
This shirt is awesome. The fabric is very comfortable and the colors on the print are very bright.
She loved it
These are thick high quality stickers with bright, bold colors. I am in love ❤️
I had someone perfect in mind when I saw this on Facebook! I never have ordered something so fast. It arrived quickly and is just as perfect from the photo! I cannot wait to give it!
I bought this for my friend who's turning 50.
Our family loves the office so this was the perfect card for my son. So hard to pick just one.
Bought this for my best friend.
I bought this for my husbands best friend. We make jokes about his white sneakers all the time because he's not very old.
Love a cute shirt that expresses who I am! Nice quality and quick delivery. I purchased two other shirts in this order and they are equally perfect.
Love the product, sizing is TINY because it’s a Bella Canvas shirt so order up two sizes unless you want it really tight.