Here’s to Hoping Santa Doesn’t Read Our Group Chat | Funny Christmas Card

Regular price $6.99 USD
Free shipping on orders over $50

Here’s to Hoping Santa Doesn’t Read Our Group Chat

Four years of messages. Not one of them defensible.

Coal for all of you. Fairly.

For the people in the thread that would end several careers if anyone ever scrolled up.

  • It names a shared crime You were both there. You are both equally finished.
  • Stands on its own Thick enough to prop on a desk without folding over.
  • Blank inside Room for your own bad decisions.

For Everyone in The Thread

Besties. Siblings. Work wives.

Secret Santa, stocking stuffers, gift exchanges, and the three people who would go down with you.

The Details

Quantity Single card
Size 5 x 7 inches, folded
Printing Printed in the United States in small batches
Inside Blank for your own message
Packaging Matching envelope, in a clear protective sleeve
Paper Premium heavyweight matte cardstock
Questions Email customercare@untamedego.com

Finish The Package.

Add a Candle

The card covers one of them. A candle hand poured in small batches in the USA covers the one who screenshots everything.

Shop candles

Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email customercare@untamedego.com so we can help make it right.