He Sees You When You’re Sleeping and He Said You Snore Like a Pig | Funny Christmas Card
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He Sees You When You’re Sleeping
He watched the whole night. He has notes.
You have been saying it for years. Let Santa take this one.
For the partner who insists they sleep quietly and has never once heard themselves do it.
- Santa takes the blame Delivers the complaint without starting the argument.
- Stands on its own Thick enough to prop on a nightstand without folding over.
- Blank inside Room for the apology, or more evidence.
For the One You Share a Bed With
Husbands. Partners. Boyfriends.
Stocking stuffers, a first Christmas in the same house, and anyone who has woken you up without ever waking themselves.
The Details
| Quantity | Single card |
|---|---|
| Size | [CONFIRM: listing shows 5x7, copy shows A2 4.25 x 5.5] |
| Inside | Blank for your own message |
| Packaging | Matching envelope included |
| Paper | Premium matte card stock |
| Questions | Email customercare@untamedego.com |
Finish The Package.
Add a Candle
The card settles one argument. A candle hand poured in small batches in the USA makes the whole thing a gift.
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