Funny Valentine’s Card - Your Package Has Arrived Penis Pop up Greeting Card
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Be an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.
The outside of this 3D Dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Valentine’s Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Inside background is light printed penises that allows for a handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
“Your Valentine’s Package Has Arrived” on front cover
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up penis.
Please keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.
Love love love this tee!! So freaking cute I already have so many outfits planned for it 💜
Spot on, I love this! I always say this to my family and friends!
Absolutely love this mug. I sing the tune in my head all this time lol
This candle was given as a gift and the recipient found it hilarious. I also bought myself one so I know it smells delicious. The end.
This is the perfect mug. I got it as a bridal shower gift. I wish I bought one for myself!
This was soooo perfect for my bestie!!! I love your cards for a good laugh always!!! So unique!
Bought this as a gift for one of my best friends. I love it, and she LOVES it. She washed it and poured her iced coffee in it right after opening it. We both love UntamedEgo!!
Very pleased! Would purchase again!
I gave this to a friend for Christmas this year, great quality and a giant sturdy mug! She loved it!
Bought one for myself and my sister for the holidays. Perfect gift
The perfect gift for my work bestie
And I quote “it’s like buying a 96 Vette and getting a personal license plate that said 96 Vette”. I’ve leaned into someone leading with the ear. “sorry. What? Please repeat” and nothing. Either way - most definitely self amused.
This is mug was great in size and design was hilarious and my sister loved it! It brought laughs and I love the quality and it arrived on time for Christmas! I will be ordering more things and this time for myself
Beautiful and perfect for my sister! This is her favorite phrase so I love that I could get her something with it on it that is also gorgeous!
I purchased this mug for 2 of my corporate Type A friends, and they both said it’s one of their favorite gifts this year. There were so amused by the double entendre, and impressed by the detail of the spreadsheet design (like I said they’re Type A’s! Haha). One of them keeps texting me every time she uses it, saying things like “it’s making my husband laugh again,” or “i love that it has a lid so I don’t spill coffee every time I take the stairs.” Needless to say it’s a huge hit!