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Fa La La La Fuck This Shit Christmas Glass Candle
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$28.00 USD
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Fa La La La Fuck This Shit.
For the person hosting, wrapping, cooking, and pretending they do not mind. Light it, let the house smell like the holidays, and keep the rest to yourself until January. Hand-poured in the USA with a coconut-apricot wax blend—and giftable without another boring bath set in sight.
- 12.5 oz glass jar
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Coconut apricot wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.
A cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.
- Fragrance oils formulated without phthalates
- Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- Natural wax color with no added dye
What Customers Say About Our Candles
★★★★★
Should Have Gotten One for Myself!
“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”
Diane · Verified buyer★★★★★
Perfect Gift
“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”
Alex · Verified buyerPick Your Scent
Four holiday fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.
Fraser Fir — Holiday Favorite Cypress · Evergreen · Amber +
Bright citrus and rich woods create something both invigorating and comforting. A snow-covered forest of towering evergreens.
| Top | Cypress, Lemon Peel |
|---|---|
| Middle | Evergreen, Cedar |
| Base | Fir, Amber, Moss |
Smells likea fresh cut tree brought inside. Cypress and lemon peel at first, then deep evergreen and cedar over amber and moss.
Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +
Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.
| Top | Buttercream |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cake, Vanilla |
| Base | Sugar, Bourbon |
Smells likea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.
Cranberry Woods Cranberry · Cinnamon · Fir +
Bright berries and warm spices create an uplifting opening before settling into evergreen woods and soft vanilla comfort. Nostalgic and instantly welcoming.
| Top | Red Currant, Cinnamon, Cranberry |
|---|---|
| Middle | Black Currant, Green Leaves |
| Base | Vanilla, Fir, Pine |
Smells likecranberries simmering near a fire. Tart berry and cinnamon at first, then green leaves, settling into soft vanilla over fir and pine.
Balsam & Cedar Smoky Woods · Moss · Incense +
Fresh eucalyptus awakens the senses while cedar, moss, and bayberry create an earthy heart layered with warmth. Grounded by fir, patchouli, and incense.
| Top | Eucalyptus |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cedar, Moss, Bayberry |
| Base | Fraser Fir, Patchouli, Incense |
Smells likea cabin with the fire going. Eucalyptus lifts the opening, then cedar, moss, and bayberry settle into fir, patchouli, and a thread of incense.
Buying It as a Gift?
Fraser Fir: the classic Christmas-tree scent. Fresh, bright, and unmistakably the season.
Vanilla Bean: the safest choice if you are not sure. Warm, familiar, and hard to get wrong.
Cranberry Woods: the cozy holiday choice. Tart berries, warm spice, and soft evergreen woods.
Balsam & Cedar: the darker one. Smoky woods, moss, and incense with none of the sugary holiday sweetness.
The Details
Wax: Coconut-apricot blend
Size: 12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn Time: Approximately 50–70 hours with proper care
Wick: Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
Fragrance: Phthalate-free fragrance oils
Production: Poured to order in 3–5 business days
Color: Natural wax; no added dye
Made In the United States
How It's Made +
Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.
Holiday heads-up: Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.
The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like
For Secret Santa, the office exchange, the friend hosting everyone again, or the mom doing all of it while everyone asks what they can bring. She has enough bath sets. Give her something that makes her laugh and makes the whole house smell incredible.
Candle Care +
Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.
We've Got You
Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. Real people from a women-owned small business will help make it right.