Don't Let Your Baby Grow Up To Be An Asshole Like You Greeting Card
SHIPPING & PROCESSING TIME
*Please note select items ship separately.
Our Candles ship within 1-2 business days.
Ordinarily, items ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified.
Our items are made with tons of care and love. Each item is hand- printed & made to order so we require 2-4 days to process your order. Holiday collections can take 5-7 days to ship.
All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: typically can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days.
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All of our items are made with tons of care and love. Quality is extremely important to us. This is why have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectation. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.
Our team is filled with incredible people that are always willing to help. If it questions about a product or an existing order, Untamedego will help you every step of the way. We promise to reply within 24 hours.
We want you to feel like a badass that you are. As a result, we offer a 100% guarantee that our products will make you look as cool as you think you are. It's why our high-quality items are always one-of-a-kind with intricate detail and unique design pieces that distinguish them from the rest.
This high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.
*Item cannot be personalized*
Shipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class
Not only is it funny, but the toasted pumpkin spice smelled great as well! It burnt smooth and I can’t wait til I get another one!!
I bought 5 or 6 to give to some great friends. Mostly female friends and they are a huge hit. I need to look in your store for more cool stuff for xmas gifts.
Quick service, awesome tee! Got this for my grown daughter, as a surprise, who adores Malone lol.. she was delighted!! I definitely recommend Untamedego!!
Gave this as a birthday gift to my cousin last month, since it seemed very on-brand for her lol. She absolutely loves the sassy message and the fragrance.
The candle was exactly as advertised and I am very happy with the purchase. It smells great, also!
I bought this as a gift for a coworker, and she literally laughed out loud when she opened it.
The scent was perfect for fall and not overpowering for use in an office. The soy blend wax has a clean burn.
Not just a funny candle, but my lord it smells gorgeous! I bought one for my wife (her job has been….challenging of late) and I really wasn’t expecting it to be as lovely as it is. The cotton blossom scent is like clean laundry on a warm spring morning, and we will be buying a stack more.
There was a small delay with the (international) shipping but it was dealt with really quickly, and with excellent customer service. 15/10, will be buying again!
Bought for my friends 40th Birthday, she absolutely loved it!
Honestly this mug speaks for itself. As a lover of all things metaphysical, I’m convinced this mug has actual magic powers.
Would definitely get again!
I bought a few of these to put them in custom gift boxes for my web design clients and for the first client I got to send it to –the color scheme on the stickers actually ended up matching a few of her branding colors really well. It couldn't have been more perfect and my client really loved everything that was in her box, this sticker included. So I can't wait to order & send more of them!
Love my little cup for my “spot of tea” after a long day at the salt mines.
The shirt has nice printing and It was true to size.