Dear Diary Today I Almost Slapped A Bitch Angry Kitty Jumbo 20oz Mug

Dear Diary. ☕

Today I almost slapped a bitch.

The daily journal entry.

The 20oz mug for the ones whose journal entries have been the same sentence for weeks.

Durable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle

Solid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.

15oz Only

A full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.

Jumbo 20oz Capacity

Glossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.

Double Sided Print

The message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.

Packaged Safely + Insured Shipping

Every mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.

Gift It. Or Treat Yourself.

For the friend who has excellent restraint. The best friend who has almost lost it in every family gathering since 2018. The version of you that has definitely written this exact sentence in your head today.

The Mug Speaks For Itself

300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews ★★★★★

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"Obsessed. This is literally my diary entry every single day. Best gift I have ever given myself."

Ashley K. · verified buyer

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"Bought this for my best friend whose restraint at family gatherings is legendary. They laughed so hard when they opened it."

Sarah M. · verified buyer

★★★★★

"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Would definitely buy again."

Jamie R. · verified buyer

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"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My new favorite morning journal entry."

Tara N. · verified buyer

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"Gave this to my sister who is the calmest most patient person I know. She said this is what her inner monologue looks like. Best gift ever."

Kristin P. · verified buyer

The mug that writes the entry for you. Every time.

Bold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.

Mug Details

✦ Durable white ceramic

✦ 20oz jumbo capacity

✦ Double sided print

✦ 4.62" (H) x 3.37" (W)

✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle

✦ Glossy finish

✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe

✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping

✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost

✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US

✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.

The setup. The confession. The daily emotional log. ☕

Not The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.

The Mug That Reads Like A Diary Entry.

Dear Diary. Today I almost slapped a bitch. That is it. That is the whole entry. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly logging your emotional state to whoever is standing nearby. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and requires zero elaboration.

The mug that writes the entry for you

They open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone whose diary entry today would be word for word identical. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.

For The Friend Whose Diary Reads The Same Every Day

For the ones whose journal entries have been the same one sentence for months. The ones whose humor is dark and honest. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that entry. word for word.

For The Coworker With The Restraint

The one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose team already knows what they have almost done today. The gift that says I understand you completely and I would have joined in.

Or Just Treat Yourself

You already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.

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We've Got You

✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.

✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.

✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.

✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.

The Diary Entry Of The Week. ☕

The Restraint Is Truly Something.

This is the mug that reads like a diary entry and hits like a confession. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a message that speaks for everyone who has ever had a really long day. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.

Carried in 200+ boutiques nationwide

Started in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.

Not for everyone. Never meant to be.

But if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤