Currently Avoiding Living People Halloween Tee
Currently avoiding. 🎃
Living people.
The official status update.
The vintage wash tee for the ones whose Halloween aesthetic is more haunted house than house party.
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100% USA Grown Cotton Made from 100% USA grown ring-spun cotton. Thick, structured, soft, and pre-shrunk. Built to last. |
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Pigment Dyed Vintage Wash Pigment-dyed for that lived-in vintage look that remains for the life of the garment. Softens with every wash. |
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Heavyweight Cotton 100% ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz per square yard. Thick. Structured. Still soft and breathable. |
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Relaxed Unisex Fit Comfortable relaxed cut that feels like your favorite Saturday morning tee from day one. Machine wash cold. |
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Gift It. Or Treat Yourself. For the friend who has retired from Halloween parties. The best friend who decorates for cozy Halloween and stays inside. The version of you that has already declined three Halloween invitations this week. |
Tee Details
✦ 100% USA grown ring-spun cotton
✦ Heavyweight vintage tee
✦ Garment-dyed pigment wash
✦ Relaxed unisex fit
✦ Pre-shrunk
✦ Twill-taped neck and shoulders
✦ Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
✦ Available in Ivory
✦ Sizes S+ available
✦ Made-to-order to reduce overproduction
✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.
The status. The vibe. The Halloween excuse to lean into it fully. 🎃
Not The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.
The Halloween Excuse For Being Antisocial.
Currently avoiding living people. The Halloween season permission slip to opt out of every party, every plan, and every unnecessary interaction. Made from 100% USA grown ring-spun cotton with a garment-dyed pigment wash for that lived-in vintage look. Relaxed unisex fit. Feels like your favorite tee from day one. Bold print that announces her Halloween energy before she even says hello.
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The tee that announces the boundary They open the package. They see the tee. They laugh the specific laugh of someone whose Halloween plans have always been to stay home. It becomes their favorite Halloween tee within a week. |
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For The Introvert Whose Season Just Started For the ones whose ideal Halloween is a candle, a horror movie, and no visitors. The ones who consider Halloween the socially acceptable introvert season. The ones who saw this tee and immediately felt seen. |
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For The Friend Who Would Rather Stay Home The one whose closet absolutely needs this. The one whose Halloween tradition is watching horror movies alone. The gift that says I understand your Halloween energy completely. |
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Or Just Treat Yourself You already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self. |
🎃 Pair it with something bold.
Complete The Coven.
Add The Halloween Sticker Collection.
The tee is the invitation. The stickers are the whole coven. Horror icons reimagined. Ghosty designs. Cozy spooky vibes. Together they make the perfect Halloween outfit and set.
Holographic vinyl. Waterproof. Limited edition. Gone when the season ends. 🖤
Gone when the season ends.
We've Got You
✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.
✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.
✦ Made-to-order to reduce overproduction.
✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.
For The Introvert Halloween Girlies. 🎃
Living People.
This is the tee for the ones whose Halloween plans are always the same. Stay home. Watch horror. Avoid people. 100% USA grown ring-spun cotton with the perfect pigment-dyed vintage wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in Ivory. The kind of piece that becomes an instant Halloween season staple.
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Carried in 200+ boutiques nationwide Started in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention. |
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Not for everyone. Never meant to be. But if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤 |
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