Coworkers Are Like Christmas Lights Candle

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Coworkers Are Like Christmas Lights. Half of Them Don't Work and the Other Half Aren't So Bright.

Every office has a few that actually light up. She is one of them, and she already knows which ones she is carrying. Light it on her desk and let her enjoy being the functional half.

  • 12.5 oz glass jar
  • Approximately 50–70 hours
  • Coconut apricot wax
  • Hand-poured in the USA

Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.

A cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.

  • Fragrance oils formulated without phthalates
  • Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
  • Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
  • Natural wax color with no added dye

What Customers Say About Our Candles

★★★★★

Amazing!

“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”

Jessica · Verified buyer

★★★★★

Should Have Gotten One for Myself!

“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”

Diane · Verified buyer

★★★★★

Perfect Gift

“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”

Alex · Verified buyer

Pick Your Scent

Five fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.

Espresso — Office Favorite Coffee Bean · Sugar · Vanilla +

Rich · Bold · Coffee

Freshly roasted coffee and soft sweetness blend into something cozy, nostalgic, and energizing all at once.

Top Coffee Bean
Middle Sugar
Base Coffee, Vanilla

Smells likeespresso pulled fresh. Dark roasted coffee with sugar and cream, finishing warm and smooth on vanilla.

Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +

Sweet · Warm · Timeless

Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.

Top Buttercream
Middle Cake, Vanilla
Base Sugar, Bourbon

Smells likea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.

Fraser Fir — Holiday Favorite Cypress · Evergreen · Amber +

Evergreen · Fresh · Holiday

Bright citrus and rich woods create something both invigorating and comforting. A snow-covered forest of towering evergreens.

Top Cypress, Lemon Peel
Middle Evergreen, Cedar
Base Fir, Amber, Moss

Smells likea fresh cut tree brought inside. Cypress and lemon peel at first, then deep evergreen and cedar over amber and moss.

Christmas Market — New Holiday Scent Cranberry · Cinnamon · Vanilla +

Holiday · Spiced · Sweet · Festive

Tart cranberry and green leaves open bright before warm clove, nutmeg, and cinnamon take over, finishing on praline, coconut, and vanilla.

Top Green Leaves, Peach, Cranberry
Middle Clove, Nutmeg, Cinnamon
Base Praline, Coconut, Vanilla

Smells likea Christmas market after dark. Tart cranberry and green leaves first, then clove and cinnamon, settling into praline, coconut, and vanilla.

Balsam & Cedar Smoky Woods · Moss · Incense +

Dark Woods · Smoky · Earthy · Incense

Fresh eucalyptus awakens the senses while cedar, moss, and bayberry create an earthy heart layered with warmth. Grounded by fir, patchouli, and incense.

Top Eucalyptus
Middle Cedar, Moss, Bayberry
Base Fraser Fir, Patchouli, Incense

Smells likea cabin with the fire going. Eucalyptus lifts the opening, then cedar, moss, and bayberry settle into fir, patchouli, and a thread of incense.

Buying It for a Coworker?

Espresso: the desk scent. For the one already on their third cup.

Vanilla Bean: the easy yes. Warm, familiar, and loved by everyone.

Fraser Fir: the tree. Fresh cut evergreen, bright and unmistakably the season.

Christmas Market: everything being sold under the tree. Tart cranberry and warm spice finishing on praline and vanilla.

Balsam & Cedar: smoky woods, moss, and incense. Deep and earthy.

The Details

Wax: Coconut-apricot blend
Size:12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn Time: Approximately 50–70 hours with proper care
Wick: Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
Fragrance: Phthalate-free fragrance oils
Production: Poured to order in 3–5 business days
Color: Natural wax; no added dye
Made In the United States
How It's Made +

Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.

Holiday heads-up: Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.

The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like

Secret Santa, the office exchange, the coworker who carries the team, and the work bestie who gets the look across the conference table. Give her something that makes her laugh and makes the whole desk smell incredible.

Candle Care +

Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.

We've Got You

Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. Real people from a women-owned small business will help make it right.