Bitch I Am the Gift | Funny Christmas Greeting Card
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Bitch, I Am the Gift
You showed up. That was the present.
Enclosed with nothing else. Deliberately.
For the friend who will read it, look up, and agree with you before she has finished the sentence.
- It can be the whole gift Hand it over with nothing attached and let it stand.
- Stands on its own Thick enough to prop on a desk without folding over.
- Blank inside Room to double down or walk it back.
For the Friend Who Would Say It Back
Besties. Sisters. Work wives.
Secret Santa, the office exchange, stocking stuffers, and the person who has made the same claim about herself, correctly.
The Details
| Quantity | Single card |
|---|---|
| Size | 5 x 7 inches, folded |
| Printing | Printed in the United States in small batches |
| Inside | Blank for your own message |
| Packaging | White envelope included |
| Paper | Matte premium card |
| Questions | Email customercare@untamedego.com |
Finish The Package.
Add a Candle
Or prove you are not the whole gift. A candle hand poured in small batches in the USA goes in the bag with it.
Shop candlesArrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email customercare@untamedego.com so we can help make it right.