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Be an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.

The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your  Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.  



What's Inside:

Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Inside background is light printed design that allows for a handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up .

Please keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.

Your Package Has Arrived Extra Naughty Pop Up Greeting Card

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Be an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.

The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your  Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.  



What's Inside:

Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Inside background is light printed design that allows for a handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up .

Please keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.

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