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You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper | Pink Label Glass Candle
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$29.00 USD
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You Work Harder Than an Ugly Stripper.
It is a compliment. Technically. For your mom, your coworker, your best friend, the one holding it all together while nobody says thank you. They will laugh, then they will light it and leave it somewhere everyone can read it.
- 12.5 oz glass jar
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Coconut apricot wax
- Small-batch · Clean formula
Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.
A cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, non-toxic and phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.
- Non-toxic fragrance oils
- Phthalate free
- Paraffin free
- Lead- and zinc-free wick
- No added dye
- Cruelty free
Pick Their Scent
Ten fragrances, one very backhanded compliment. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.
Vanilla Bean Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +
Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.
| Top | Buttercream |
| Middle | Cake, Vanilla |
| Base | Sugar, Bourbon |
Smells likea kitchen somebody actually bakes in.
Black Cherry Velvet Black Cherry · Vanilla · Cedar +
Juicy black cherry opens sweet and bright before settling into warm vanilla, cedar, and sandalwood. Fruity without smelling like candy.
| Top | Black Cherry, Almond, Raspberry |
| Middle | Vanilla, Vetiver |
| Base | Cedar, Sandalwood |
Smells likesomeone with excellent taste and zero patience.
Fresh Linen + Sea Salt Linen · Eucalyptus · Moss +
Crisp ozone and soft linen blend with cooling eucalyptus and delicate florals. Clean, peaceful, and easy to love in any room.
| Top | Ozone, Linen |
| Middle | Freesia, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus |
| Base | Moss, Powder |
Smells likethe one day a week she gets to herself.
Sea Salt + Peony Bergamot · Peony · Marine +
Fresh sea salt and airy florals drift through soft marine notes. Slow mornings, salty breezes, and effortless coastal charm.
| Top | Bergamot, Sea Salt |
| Middle | Peony, Mint |
| Base | Juniper, Light Musk, Marine |
Smells likea quiet beach house she has never actually been to.
Sea Salt + Orchid Ozone · Freesia · Amber +
Coastal freshness balanced with delicate florals and warm undertones. Clean and sophisticated, like a luxury seaside retreat with the windows open.
| Top | Ozone, Orange |
| Middle | Sea Salt, Freesia, Green Leaves |
| Base | Tonka Bean, Light Musk, Amber |
Smells likea hotel lobby she would happily live in.
Bohemian Rose Grapefruit · Rose · Patchouli +
Bright citrus wakes the senses before delicate blooms unfold into something peaceful, romantic, and quietly luxurious.
| Top | Basil, Grapefruit |
| Middle | Rose, Magnolia |
| Base | Patchouli |
Smells likeflowers she bought for herself, correctly.
White Oak & Vanilla Oak · Leather · Whiskey +
Rugged woods with warm depth and subtle sweetness. Inspired by aged whiskey and timeless craftsmanship.
| Top | Palm, Aloe |
| Middle | Oak, Leather, Patchouli |
| Base | Smoke, Leather, Whiskey |
Smells likesomeone who has never once panicked about anything.
Black Coral & Moss Marine · Lavender · Amber +
Fresh marine notes give way to calming lavender and airy bamboo before settling into warm amber, dark musk, and rich woods.
| Top | Marine, Camphor, Pineapple |
| Middle | Lavender, Bamboo |
| Base | Dark Musk, Vetiver, Amber, Cedar |
Smells likethe coolest person in the room, saying nothing.
Fraser Fir Cypress · Evergreen · Amber +
Bright citrus and rich woods create something both invigorating and comforting. A snow covered forest of towering evergreens.
| Top | Cypress, Lemon Peel |
| Middle | Evergreen, Cedar |
| Base | Fir, Amber, Moss |
Smells likethe holidays, before anyone started arguing.
Pumpkin Chai Cardamom · Pumpkin · Praline +
Rich spices, pumpkin, and creamy sweetness create something inviting, nostalgic, and unmistakably fall.
| Top | Cardamom, Apple |
| Middle | Pumpkin, Brown Sugar |
| Base | Black Pepper, Vanilla, Clove, Cinnamon, Cream, Praline |
Smells likehaving your shit together for one entire afternoon.
Buying It as a Gift?
Vanilla Bean: the safest bet for anyone. Warm bakery is hard to get wrong.
Fresh Linen + Sea Salt: for the clean, minimal, everything-is-white type.
White Oak & Vanilla or Black Coral & Moss: when you want something warmer and less sweet.
Fraser Fir or Pumpkin Chai: when you want it to feel like the season it is being opened in.
The Details
- Wax
- Coconut-apricot blend
- Size
- 12.5 oz clear glass vessel
- Burn Time
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Wick
- Cotton wick
- Fragrance
- Thoughtfully formulated fragrance oils
- Production
- Poured to order in small batches
- Color
- Natural wax; no added dye
- Made In
- United States
How It's Made +
Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend and a cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.
The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like
For the mom, the coworker, the teacher, the best friend, and anyone who works too hard and gets thanked too little. They have enough bath sets. Give them something that makes them laugh and makes the whole room smell incredible.
People Are Obsessed
★★★★★
Should Have Gotten One for Myself!
“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”
Diane · Verified buyer★★★★★
Perfect Gift
“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”
Alex · Verified buyerCandle Care +
Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.
We've Got You
Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something isn't right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery. Real humans from a woman-owned small business will help make it right.