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“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”
Jessica · Verified buyer
You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper | Glass Candle
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$29.00 USD
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You Work Harder Than an Ugly Stripper.
It is a compliment. Technically. This is for the person doing three jobs, fixing everyone else’s mistakes, and somehow still being asked for one more thing. Buy it for your mom, your coworker, your best friend, or yourself, because apparently recognition has to come with a wick.
- 12.5 oz glass jar
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Coconut apricot wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.
Because what you burn in your home matters—even when the label is completely unhinged.
- Non-toxic, phthalate-free fragrance oils
- Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- No added dye · Cruelty free
Pick Your Vibe
Seven fragrances, one very backhanded compliment. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.
Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +
Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.
| Top | Buttercream |
| Middle | Cake, Vanilla |
| Base | Sugar, Bourbon |
Smells likedoing everyone’s job and still bringing dessert.
Fresh Linen + Sea Salt Linen · Eucalyptus · Moss +
Crisp ozone and soft linen blend with cooling eucalyptus and delicate florals. Clean, peaceful, and easy to love in any room.
| Top | Ozone, Linen |
| Middle | Freesia, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus |
| Base | Moss, Powder |
Smells likefinally clocking out of everyone else’s problems.
Grapefruit + Mangosteen — Fan Favorite Citrus · Mango · Cedar +
Juicy citrus meets tropical sweetness for a fragrance that feels lively and full of energy. Vibrant and playful, for anyone who likes a little everyday excitement.
| Top | Orange, Orange Peel |
| Middle | Mango, Grapefruit, Peach |
| Base | Cedar, Red Currant |
Smells likegetting shit done before everyone else finds the spreadsheet.
Fraser Fir — Holiday Favorite Cypress · Evergreen · Amber +
Bright citrus and rich woods create something both invigorating and comforting. A snow-covered forest of towering evergreens.
| Top | Cypress, Lemon Peel |
| Middle | Evergreen, Cedar |
| Base | Fir, Amber, Moss |
Smells likedoing all the holiday work while everyone else asks what they can bring.
Pumpkin Chai — Seasonal Favorite Cardamom · Pumpkin · Praline +
Rich spices, pumpkin, and creamy sweetness create something inviting, nostalgic, and unmistakably fall.
| Top | Cardamom, Apple |
| Middle | Pumpkin, Brown Sugar |
| Base | Black Pepper, Vanilla, Clove, Cinnamon, Cream, Praline |
Smells likerunning on caffeine, cinnamon, and unreasonable competence.
Black Cherry Velvet Black Cherry · Vanilla · Cedar +
Juicy black cherry opens sweet and bright before settling into warm vanilla, cedar, and sandalwood. Fruity without smelling like candy.
| Top | Black Cherry, Almond, Raspberry |
| Middle | Vanilla, Vetiver |
| Base | Cedar, Sandalwood |
Smells likedoing three people’s jobs with excellent taste.
White Oak & Vanilla Oak · Leather · Whiskey +
Rugged woods with warm depth and subtle sweetness. Inspired by aged whiskey and timeless craftsmanship.
| Top | Palm, Aloe |
| Middle | Oak, Leather, Patchouli |
| Base | Smoke, Leather, Whiskey |
Smells likelooking calm while carrying the entire operation.
Buying It as a Gift?
Vanilla Bean: the safest choice. Warm bakery scents are difficult to get wrong.
Fresh Linen + Sea Salt: for someone who loves clean, calm, spa-inspired scents.
Grapefruit + Mangosteen: for someone who likes bright, fruity fragrances with personality.
White Oak & Vanilla: for someone who prefers something warm, moody, and less sweet.
Fraser Fir or Pumpkin Chai: for a gift that smells unmistakably like the season.
The Details
Wax: Coconut-apricot blend
Size: 12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn Time: Approximately 50–70 hours
Wick: Cotton wick
Fragrance: Thoughtfully formulated fragrance oils
Production: Poured to order in small batches
Color: Natural wax; no added dye
Made In United States
How It's Made +
Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend and a cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.
The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like
For the mom, coworker, best friend, or chronically overworked woman holding everything together while everyone else contributes a question. Give her the recognition nobody seems capable of putting in an email.
People Are Obsessed
★★★★★
Should Have Gotten One for Myself!
“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”
Diane · Verified buyer★★★★★
Perfect Gift
“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”
Alex · Verified buyerCandle Care +
Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.
We've Got You
We pour every candle to order and pack it carefully. If it arrives damaged or something isn't right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery. Real humans from a woman-owned small business will help make it right.