My Last Nerve Glass Candle

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You Are On My Last Nerve.

I started the day with a full set of nerves. Now I’m down to one, and it is barely holding. Light this when you are running on caffeine, chaos, and pure determination, and let it say what you are too tired to say out loud.

  • 12.5 oz glass jar
  • Approximately 50–70 hours
  • Coconut apricot wax
  • Hand-poured in the USA

Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.

Because what you burn in your home matters—even when the label is completely unhinged.

  • Non-toxic, phthalate-free fragrance oils
  • Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
  • Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
  • No added dye · Cruelty free

Pick Your Vibe

Seven fragrances, one very clear warning. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.

Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +

Sweet · Warm · Timeless

Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.

Top Buttercream
Middle Cake, Vanilla
Base Sugar, Bourbon

Smells likethe calm before somebody says one more thing.

Fresh Linen + Sea Salt Linen · Eucalyptus · Moss +

Clean · Calm · Spa-Inspired

Crisp ozone and soft linen blend with cooling eucalyptus and delicate florals. Clean, peaceful, and easy to love in any room.

Top Ozone, Linen
Middle Freesia, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus
Base Moss, Powder

Smells likethe hour nobody is allowed to interrupt.

Grapefruit + Mangosteen — Fan Favorite Citrus · Mango · Cedar +

Bright · Fruity · Energetic

Juicy citrus meets tropical sweetness for a fragrance that feels lively and full of energy. Vibrant and playful, for anyone who likes a little everyday excitement.

Top Orange, Orange Peel
Middle Mango, Grapefruit, Peach
Base Cedar, Red Currant

Smells likesomeone who is fine, actually, and means it.

Fraser Fir — Holiday Favorite Cypress · Evergreen · Amber +

Evergreen · Fresh · Holiday

Bright citrus and rich woods create something both invigorating and comforting. A snow-covered forest of towering evergreens.

Top Cypress, Lemon Peel
Middle Evergreen, Cedar
Base Fir, Amber, Moss

Smells likeDecember, and the last nerve is fully spoken for.

Pumpkin Chai — Seasonal Favorite Cardamom · Pumpkin · Praline +

Spiced · Warm · Cozy

Rich spices, pumpkin, and creamy sweetness create something inviting, nostalgic, and unmistakably fall.

Top Cardamom, Apple
Middle Pumpkin, Brown Sugar
Base Black Pepper, Vanilla, Clove, Cinnamon, Cream, Praline

Smells likeholding it together with cinnamon and spite.

Black Cherry Velvet Black Cherry · Vanilla · Cedar +

Fruity · Bold · Warm

Juicy black cherry opens sweet and bright before settling into warm vanilla, cedar, and sandalwood. Fruity without smelling like candy.

Top Black Cherry, Almond, Raspberry
Middle Vanilla, Vetiver
Base Cedar, Sandalwood

Smells likegood taste and a very short fuse.

White Oak & Vanilla Oak · Leather · Whiskey +

Moody · Warm · Sophisticated

Rugged woods with warm depth and subtle sweetness. Inspired by aged whiskey and timeless craftsmanship.

Top Palm, Aloe
Middle Oak, Leather, Patchouli
Base Smoke, Leather, Whiskey

Smells likehandling it, outwardly, for now.

Buying It as a Gift?

Vanilla Bean: the safest choice. Warm bakery scents are difficult to get wrong.

Fresh Linen + Sea Salt: for someone who loves clean, calm, spa-inspired scents.

Grapefruit + Mangosteen: for someone who likes bright, fruity fragrances with personality.

White Oak & Vanilla: for someone who prefers something warm, moody, and less sweet.

Fraser Fir or Pumpkin Chai: for a gift that smells unmistakably like the season.

The Details

Wax
Coconut-apricot blend
Size
12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn Time
Approximately 50–70 hours
Wick
Cotton wick
Fragrance
Thoughtfully formulated fragrance oils
Production
Poured to order in small batches
Color
Natural wax; no added dye
Made In
United States
How It's Made +

Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend and a cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.

The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like

For the mom, the coworker, the teacher, the best friend, and anyone currently operating on one remaining nerve. They have enough bath sets. Give them something that makes them laugh and makes the whole room smell incredible.

People Are Obsessed

★★★★★

Amazing!

“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”

Jessica · Verified buyer

★★★★★

Should Have Gotten One for Myself!

“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”

Diane · Verified buyer

★★★★★

Perfect Gift

“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”

Alex · Verified buyer
Candle Care +

Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.

We've Got You

Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something isn't right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery. Real humans from a woman-owned small business will help make it right.