★★★★★
Amazing!
“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”
Jessica · Verified buyer
I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack Glass Candle
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A compliment in the right crowd. This one is for the person whose signature scent walks into the room about four seconds before she does, and who has never once considered toning it down.
- 12.5 oz glass jar
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Coconut apricot wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.
Because what you burn in your home matters—even when the label is completely unhinged.
- Non-toxic, phthalate-free fragrance oils
- Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- No added dye · Cruelty free
Pick Your Poison
Five fragrances, none of them subtle. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.
Black Cherry Velvet Black Cherry · Vanilla · Cedar +
Juicy black cherry opens sweet and bright before settling into warm vanilla, cedar, and sandalwood. Fruity without smelling like candy.
| Top | Black Cherry, Almond, Raspberry |
| Middle | Vanilla, Vetiver |
| Base | Cedar, Sandalwood |
Smells likelipstick, bad decisions, and zero regret.
Espresso Coffee Bean · Sugar · Vanilla +
Freshly roasted coffee and soft sweetness blend into something cozy, nostalgic, and energizing all at once.
| Top | Coffee Bean |
| Middle | Sugar |
| Base | Coffee, Vanilla |
Smells likethe last call you should not have taken.
Cranberry Prosecco Cranberry · Champagne · Praline +
Tart cranberry and citrus over champagne, finished with soft musk and praline. Celebratory, sharp, and just sweet enough to be dangerous.
| Top | Citrus, Cranberry |
| Middle | Champagne |
| Base | Musk, Praline |
Smells likeone more glass and a very confident opinion.
Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +
Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.
| Top | Buttercream |
| Middle | Cake, Vanilla |
| Base | Sugar, Bourbon |
Smells likesweet, harmless, and absolutely lying.
White Oak & Vanilla Oak · Leather · Whiskey +
Rugged woods with warm depth and subtle sweetness. Inspired by aged whiskey and timeless craftsmanship.
| Top | Palm, Aloe |
| Middle | Oak, Leather, Patchouli |
| Base | Smoke, Leather, Whiskey |
Smells likethe bar she should have left an hour ago.
Can't Decide?
Black Cherry Velvet: the one the label was written for. Sweet, bold, unapologetic.
Espresso: darker and a little seedier.
Cranberry Prosecco: for someone who celebrates loudly and often.
Vanilla Bean: the safe bet if you are not sure. Everyone likes it.
White Oak & Vanilla: warm and moody instead of sweet.
The Details
Wax: Coconut-apricot blend
Size: 12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn Time: Approximately 50–70 hours
Wick: Cotton wick
Fragrance: Thoughtfully formulated fragrance oils
Production: Poured to order in small batches
Color: Natural wax; no added dye
Made In the United States
How It's Made +
Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend and a cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.
The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like
For the friend who has a signature scent and wears it like a warning. The one whose group chat contribution is always the most unhinged. They have enough bath sets. Give them something that makes them laugh and makes the whole room smell incredible.
People Are Obsessed
★★★★★
Should Have Gotten One for Myself!
“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”
Diane · Verified buyer★★★★★
Perfect Gift
“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”
Alex · Verified buyerCandle Care +
Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.
We've Got You
We pour every candle to order and pack it carefully. If it arrives damaged or something isn't right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery. Real humans from a woman-owned small business will help make it right.