Your Package Has Arrived Pop up Funny Greeting Card - UntamedEgo LLC.
Your Package Has Arrived Pop up Funny Greeting Card - UntamedEgo LLC.
Your Package Has Arrived Pop up Funny Greeting Card - UntamedEgo LLC.
Your Package Has Arrived Pop up Funny Greeting Card - UntamedEgo LLC.
Your Package Has Arrived Pop up Funny Greeting Card - UntamedEgo LLC.

Your Package Has Arrived Pop up Funny Greeting Card

$14.99 USD

8 reviews
Free shipping on orders over $50

Be an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.

The outside of this 3D Dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your  Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.  



What's Inside:

Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Inside background is light printed penises that allows for a handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
“Your Valentine’s Package Has Arrived” on front cover
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up penis. 

Please keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.

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A hilarious pop-up greeting card that consistently makes recipients laugh. Customers praised the "amazing quality" and "so well made" construction. Some wished it was "bigger and girth-ier." Perfect gag gift that delivers guaranteed laughs and entertains friends with its humorous design.

  • 5 stars: 8 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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Brandon Berth
This card is GREAT!

This is a hilarious gag card. It’d be Outright hilarious. It’d be even better if it was a little bigger and girth-ier. But still can’t wait to give it to my friend in a few weeks.

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Dollye Pawloski
best "package" ever!

I sent this to my .om & she died laughing!!! Best card ever!

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Amy Hare
Easy Choice!

This is so well made and arrived as promised.

Recipient laughed SO HARD I will be buying more of them!!

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Megan Reiling
HARD not to love

This card is perfect for the pervert in your life. Love it.

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Anonymous
Want more...

It's great!!! Add more different sizes and colors
LOL

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Anonymous
Worth it

Got two for friends birthdays and I can’t wait to see them open them.

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Belen Tangona
Hilarious

This card is not only hilarious but it is amazing quality and so well made! Can’t wait to send to friends!

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Customer
Worth it

Never seen my co-worker laughed so hard