Your Package Has Arrived Pop up Funny Greeting Card
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Be an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.
The outside of this 3D Dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Inside background is light printed penises that allows for a handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
“Your Valentine’s Package Has Arrived” on front cover
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up penis.
Please keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.
This is a hilarious gag card. It’d be Outright hilarious. It’d be even better if it was a little bigger and girth-ier. But still can’t wait to give it to my friend in a few weeks.
I sent this to my .om & she died laughing!!! Best card ever!
This is so well made and arrived as promised.
Recipient laughed SO HARD I will be buying more of them!!
This card is perfect for the pervert in your life. Love it.
It's great!!! Add more different sizes and colors
Good quality sticker. Would purchase again. :)
I bought this bracelet as a birthday present for my best friend. She absolutely loves it!
I bought this card for my daughter's birthday. She absolutely loved it!
I got this for a friend who makes spreadsheets for fun. It is now sitting on his work desk.
Great quality card stock. Plenty of room inside for writing. Husband loved it!
Card arrived in a timely manner and was as described. Sent it on to the birthday person and it was well received. A little pricey, but since it was his birthday present, it was okay.
Got this for my best friend who is his own accounting department. The delight was obvious and contagious. T'was a bit bigger than expected and perfect!
I LOVE everything I ordered
These cards are great!! Very high quality as well! Iam definitely placing another order
This was a gift but I had to smell it before giving it to her and it was great! These are so fun. I ordered again shortly after this!
Love this mug! Great quality, sassy, hilarious. One would think it's a cute witchy kitty Halloween mug upon quick glance.
If you're offended by this mug this mug is probably about you! ;) LOL! LOVE IT!!
The card was a hit! Nice quality and arrived quickly.
I crossed off boyfriend and am giving this to my hubs. So funny. I wish it had the voice with it too! My son just tagged me in a coffee mug you guys sell & I will be placing an order for that too! I’ll be back with a pic review! Happy holidays to all! Best cards right here!
So funny! I bought one for myself and one for my coworker for Christmas. The mug is big, exactly as pictured, and excellent quality. It arrived fast and was packaged really well.
When he sees this mug. Perfect for someone who loves spreadsheets and coffee!
My bf loved this!