Your Package Has Arrived Pop up Funny Greeting Card
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Be an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.
The outside of this 3D Dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Inside background is light printed penises that allows for a handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
“Your Valentine’s Package Has Arrived” on front cover
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up penis.
Please keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.
This is a hilarious gag card. It’d be Outright hilarious. It’d be even better if it was a little bigger and girth-ier. But still can’t wait to give it to my friend in a few weeks.
I sent this to my .om & she died laughing!!! Best card ever!
This is so well made and arrived as promised.
Recipient laughed SO HARD I will be buying more of them!!
This card is perfect for the pervert in your life. Love it.
It's great!!! Add more different sizes and colors
Let our customers speak for us
Love my mug. it shipped really quickly and was wrapped quite well. The mug is a little bit bigger than I thought it would be, but in the good way (that's what she said!) and was the exact present I needed to buy myself. I'm already shopping on this site for holiday and birthday gifts. Thanks so much!
I love the quality of the mug but also, and this may sound funny, I love that the mug is both right and left handed 🤣 this attention to detail is awesome. As someone who is left handed and usually only sees the blank side of the mug this was an excellent find.
Love these cups and more.
Product is good quality and delivery was a great price and much quicker than I was expecting
I got complimented on this shirt the very first time I wore it. Iconic. Super soft and comfy!
My wife agreed with the card and loved it
I got the best reaction ever when he opened his card! He was expecting a lovey romantic one and boom! Mic drop! I will be ordering again!
Definitely brought a smile :)
Got this as a cheeky little Valentine’s Day gift for my partner, he thought it was hilarious! The label and glass looks just a sleek in person as it does in the photos, smells great and burns nicely!
Shipped fast and my hubs thought it was hysterical. A month later and it’s still on his night stand just feeding his ego lol
Great company…This was my second order from them. Appreciate the good communication, quick shipping and fun cards. Thank you.
I laughed so hard when I saw this and bought it immediately. Arrived in beautiful packaging. Makes a fantastic gift, too!
My husband thought it was absolutely hilarious!!! So our humor
I do have a big booty, so this card was spot on for Valentine's Day for my boyfriend. He loved it!