I Love You for Your Personality Card | Funny Adult Valentine Greeting Card

Regular price $6.99 USD

86 reviews
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Let’s be honest. Personality matters. But so does chemistry.

This funny adult Valentine card says what everyone is thinking but rarely puts in writing. Featuring the phrase “I Love You for Your Personality but That Dick Is a Huge Bonus,” this card is bold, unapologetic, and made for couples who flirt, joke, and laugh their way through love.

It’s cheeky without being cheap. Confident without trying too hard. The kind of card that gets opened, laughed at, and then kept forever.

Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or a spontaneous reminder that attraction and affection can coexist.

Why You’ll Love It

• Funny adult greeting card with bold typography
• Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or romantic humor
• High-quality cardstock with a smooth, premium feel
• Minimalist design with red accents and heart details
• Designed to make your partner laugh and feel loved

Product Details

• Card size:  ( 5X7 inches)
• Printed on premium heavyweight cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Envelope included
• Designed and printed in the USA

 

Humorous adult greeting card praised for excellent quality thick paper and printing. Customers said recipients "laughed out loud" and "loved it," with many keeping cards on display. Fast shipping and protective packaging consistently noted. Card is blank inside for personalized messages. Great alternative to traditional sentimental cards for couples with playful humor.

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Megan Reeves
Husband loved it!

I snuck it into my husband’s lunchbox on Valentine’s Day. Once he found it he messaged me saying he literally laughed out loud! Hearts & flowers haha!

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Sara Jordan
YASSSS!

My husband LOVED the card. He got a big kick out of it.

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Samantha Bonilla
The hubs loved it

Shipped fast and my hubs thought it was hysterical. A month later and it’s still on his night stand just feeding his ego lol

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Misty Michelle Keys

My boyfriend thought it was so funny :) Looked Great, came quickly and was a hit!

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Jenn Skotnicki
Best Anti-Valentines Card Ever

My boyfriend and I do not celebrate the Hallmark Day of Valentines. When I seen this card, I knew it was the best Ant-Valentines day card ever! My boyfriend loved it and laughed so hard. It now hangs on our Fridge! Great price, received it in no time at all. I highly recommend this company and I will be purchasing again from you!

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Germaine Blanche Baur
BDE!!!

My Boyfriend absolutely LOVES his Valentines Card. He was so flushed with excitement and laughter once he opened the envelope and read the card. It’s good to be King!!! Hahahaha. Will definitely order more cards soon. Thank you. Gigi

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Andrea K

This is far better than any other card out there. Forget some sappy bullshit, let your lover know why you stick around 😉

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Olivia Ching

Got this card for my boyfriend for Valentine's Day, absolutely LOVED IT. I tell him this all the time but its hilarious I found it on a card!
Customer service is also awesome, I sent the card to my home address, forgetting I would be out of town on Valentines day. They were very quick to respond and help me send it to the right address.
Overall 10/10

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Kristine Hauck
Great quality

Husband loved it. Great quality paper and ink.

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Kristi Small
Hysterically perfect

I gave this card to my husband for Valentine’s Day (I know, late review) but lemme tell you the laughter that ensued after he read it! To this day, it’s the only card he’s actually kept and he refuses to ever get rid of it. We still laugh about it! The quality is better than the cards you buy at the stores too! 10/10 would recommend!

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C. Wisor
Fantastic!

I loved this card! It is made with Thick good quality paper. It is NOT some thin flimsy cheap card. it was packaged/mailed wrll. Wrapped and placed between two thick card stock pieces and in a thick media mail envelope. Can’t wait to order from here again!! Oh and My husband got a good laugh when he opened it.

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Jodi MckIe
This card is fantastic!

This card is perfect and made my husband smile and fit our sense of humor. The card is well made!

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JeTaime
Perfect card for my hubby!

This card is on point and made my husband smile BIG! I have another card of yours to give him on our anniversary.
Fun stuff!

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Allison Pedroza
Lol

We had been a little distant lately because I had been a little moody. Once I gave him his gift it brought a huge smile to his face he wasn’t expecting it and kept reading it to himself thinking it was a mistake.

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Rebecca McClung
Best card ever

Loved the card.. came
Before expected!
Best card ever 😂

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Tra6 Garcia
Perfect

He loved it! Made him smile of course

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Wendy Kowal
So fun for fun people!

Great cards!! Every card is so fun and appropriate for my fun family!!❤️

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MandyMandy Mace

I hate all the sappy cards at the store. “That dick” card was perfect. He LOVED it. I will def buy from you again!!!

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Daniel Vitali
Great card!

Well made, quality card. Loved it!

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Karin Srisilpanand
Husband loved this so much

But now I'm constantly chased around by the big D while WFH. Fortunately he's not my employer so no sexual harassment claims can be filed.

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Shannon
Perfect

Everything about this card was perfect and my husband loved it! <3

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Amanda Kephart
Funny and Romantic AF

Financially, this card was all I could afford to get my husband this year for Valentine’s Day. His smile was confirmation enough that it was the right choice and was exactly what he needed.

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Gina
Best card ever

My valentine is loving but not into mushy cards. He loved it. Such a cool alternative.

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Gabriela Grabowska
love it

awesome card! very good quality and looks amazing

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Stephanie Galyean
Love it!

The card quality is top notch. I love cards that are not lovey dovey and more funny and snarky, it was perfect! My husband loved it and had a good laugh. Thank you!

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Cristina Ortiz
Best Valentine's Day Card Ever or any Occassion!!!

My boyfriend loved this card. I wished I recorded him. His expression was priceless. He was blushing and cracking up. One of the best Valentine's Day card ever. He was like "Awww my baby I love that you understand my sense of humor". Definitely will order other cards in the future for other people. To any person who want to make their boyfriend/ husband/ or side "dick" happy go for it. The quality is good and the delivery was on point. Love supporting small businesses especially when they are unique.

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Suzanne Villani
Perfection

He absolutely loved it & took a picture of it to show his friends. Thank you so much!! Best Valentines card ever.

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SHAWNTA DIX
He loved it!!

I purchased this card and decorated the hotel room for my man and he got a kick out of it so I would say mission accomplished!! The shipping was fast 💨

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Roxanne Henry
Best Card I’ve ever Bought!

My husband loved this and thought it was hilarious ♥️