There's No One Else In The World I'd Rather Have Snoring Loud As Fuck Beside Me Greeting Card
SHIPPING & PROCESSING TIME
*Please note select items might ship separately.
Our candles & gift boxes ship within 2-5 business days.
Ordinarily, items ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. ( Holiday timeframe is 3-5 days) with possible delays.
Our items are made with tons of care and love. Each item is hand- printed & made to order so we require 2-4 days to process your order. Holiday collections can take 5-7 days to ship. Please keep in mind that during holiday season our processing times can be delayed by 1-3 days. Once we started processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.
(PROCESSING + SHIPPING= DELIVERY)
All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.
Holiday notice- Delivery can take longer during holiday season as carriers are experiencing a high volume of orders, please keep in mind that possible delays can occur. Refunds or returns won’t be processed for orders subject to unforeseen delays.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: typically can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days. If you are not okay with this, we ask that you please not order.
Choosing expedited shipping does not change processing time.
USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Untamedego CAN NOT guarantee delivery times.
TRACKING: You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.
NON-US CUSTOMERS: Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.
Please refer to OUR FAQS and SHIPPING page for additional information.
All of our items are made with tons of care and love. Quality is extremely important to us. This is why have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectation. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.
Our team is filled with incredible people that are always willing to help. If it questions about a product or an existing order, Untamedego will help you every step of the way. We promise to reply within 24 hours.
We want you to feel like a badass that you are. As a result, we offer a 100% guarantee that our products will make you look as cool as you think you are. It's why our high-quality items are always one-of-a-kind with intricate detail and unique design pieces that distinguish them from the rest.
This high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.
*Item cannot be personalized*
Shipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flat mailer via USPS First Class
Had to stock up on a bunch of these cards. They are so clever and fun to give. Definitely more entertaining for the recipient then your standard greeting card.
I love it! I can't wait to give it to my husband.
Boyfriend loved the card. Described our relationship to a T. Card came fast and the material is sturdy!
Great card and quality material. I gave this to my husband for valentines and he thought it was great. Way to keep love cards "real". I will be on the lookout for another great creation for the next occasion!
I loved this card and he got a good laugh out of it. I will be getting other ones for different occasions!
Let our customers speak for us
Love my mug. it shipped really quickly and was wrapped quite well. The mug is a little bit bigger than I thought it would be, but in the good way (that's what she said!) and was the exact present I needed to buy myself. I'm already shopping on this site for holiday and birthday gifts. Thanks so much!
I love the quality of the mug but also, and this may sound funny, I love that the mug is both right and left handed 🤣 this attention to detail is awesome. As someone who is left handed and usually only sees the blank side of the mug this was an excellent find.
Love these cups and more.
Product is good quality and delivery was a great price and much quicker than I was expecting
I got complimented on this shirt the very first time I wore it. Iconic. Super soft and comfy!
My wife agreed with the card and loved it
I got the best reaction ever when he opened his card! He was expecting a lovey romantic one and boom! Mic drop! I will be ordering again!
Definitely brought a smile :)
Got this as a cheeky little Valentine’s Day gift for my partner, he thought it was hilarious! The label and glass looks just a sleek in person as it does in the photos, smells great and burns nicely!
Shipped fast and my hubs thought it was hysterical. A month later and it’s still on his night stand just feeding his ego lol
Great company…This was my second order from them. Appreciate the good communication, quick shipping and fun cards. Thank you.
I laughed so hard when I saw this and bought it immediately. Arrived in beautiful packaging. Makes a fantastic gift, too!
My husband thought it was absolutely hilarious!!! So our humor
I do have a big booty, so this card was spot on for Valentine's Day for my boyfriend. He loved it!