Piss Yourself Mother's Day Card
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Ordinarily, items ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. ( Holiday timeframe is 3-5 days) with possible delays.
Our items are made with tons of care and love. Each item is hand- printed & made to order so we require 2-4 days to process your order. Holiday collections can take 5-7 days to ship. Please keep in mind that during holiday season our processing times can be delayed by 1-3 days. Once we started processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.
(PROCESSING + SHIPPING= DELIVERY)
All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.
Holiday notice- Delivery can take longer during holiday season as carriers are experiencing a high volume of orders, please keep in mind that possible delays can occur. Refunds or returns won’t be processed for orders subject to unforeseen delays.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: typically can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days. If you are not okay with this, we ask that you please not order.
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All of our items are made with tons of care and love. Quality is extremely important to us. This is why have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectation. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.
Our team is filled with incredible people that are always willing to help. If it questions about a product or an existing order, Untamedego will help you every step of the way. We promise to reply within 24 hours.
We want you to feel like a badass that you are. As a result, we offer a 100% guarantee that our products will make you look as cool as you think you are. It's why our high-quality items are always one-of-a-kind with intricate detail and unique design pieces that distinguish them from the rest.
Looking for a Mother's Day card that's guaranteed to make your mom laugh out loud? Look no further! Our hilarious card reads, "I would have got you a funny Mother's Day card but at your age, I was scared you might piss yourself." It's the perfect way to show your mom you love her and have a sense of humor. Plus, with a message like that, you know it's a card she won't soon forget! Order now and make your mom's day, just make sure she doesn't drink too much coffee before opening it!
This high-quality paper card comes pre-folded, packed in a cello sleeve, and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after a short drying time.
*Item cannot be personalized*
Shipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flat mailer via USPS First Class.
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Came across this brand on Instagram and was immediately obsessed.
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2nd shirt I bought from them and I love it
The shirt is nice and thick so it will not wear out nearly as quick as most others you find. The graphics are vibrant and layed on thick as well so to not peel easy. I wear it every Saturday while running errands and get alot of smiles, smirks and thumbs up. Cant wait to buy another!
The shirt is super good quality, has a fantastic print and was such a hit at the party! I followed the size suggestions and it was perfect! 10/10
I get the most compliments for this T from Older & younger ppl alike.
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