Mom Im Not A Crackhead So You Did Something Right Greeting Card
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Looking for a Mother's Day card that's both humorous and heartfelt? Look no further. Our "Mom, I'm Not a Crackhead, So You Did Something Right" card is the perfect way to let your mom know that you appreciate all the hard work she put in to raising you.
We all know that parenting isn't easy. There are no manuals or instructions, and every child is different. But somehow, our moms managed to guide us through life and help us become the best versions of ourselves.
Our "Mom, I'm Not a Crackhead, So You Did Something Right" card acknowledges the important role that our moms played in shaping our lives. It's a playful reminder that we turned out okay, despite all the challenges along the way.
So go ahead, order our card, and let your mom know that you recognize all the effort she put in to raising you. And who knows, maybe she'll even shed a tear (but don't count on it). Either way, we promise it'll be a Mother's Day card that she'll treasure.
This high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.
*Item cannot be personalized*
Shipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class
The card stock is great quality, more than enough space to write and come on… every mom deserves a hilarious card for Mothers Day! Will definitely be buying from Untamed Ego again… their products are high quality and unique.
The shirt is super good quality, has a fantastic print and was such a hit at the party! I followed the size suggestions and it was perfect! 10/10
I get the most compliments for this T from Older & younger ppl alike.
We are here for the Badass Moms out there 😎
It’s thicker material and feels sort of heavy but I love in a colder area so it’s perfect. I plan on buying more. One for each day of the week to fit my spiteful hate people sometimes most of the time personality.
…cunt—and I love it!
LOVE my shirt and all of your shit!!!
I have been following her for years and adoring every piece of her work! I finally was able to order a T-shirt and I am so excited! It’s my new favorite piece of clothing! I’ve been living in it since it arrived…it’s so beautifully full of self expression!! Lol, “a real man will chase after you” with a fucking knife
Saw the ads on TikTok and couldn't resist. Bought the moss-color version of this shirt, and bought it several sizes too big to use as a nightshirt. I'm really impressed by the quality! Nice, heavy fabric that feels really durable. Super comfortable. I'll definitely be back for more. :)
Not only is this mug hilarious, it's great quality. I usually end up microwaving my coffee multiple times each morning, and this is the only mug that doesn't get burning hot on the handle. Washes well in the dishwasher, too.
I'm all for a sarcastic tee. But when you through in a religious dig SIGN ME UP
Wore this tee out one day to lunch with my husband. A couple ladies were reading my shirt out loud say Oh yes he does have a plan for everyone.
Unfortunately the sarcastic dig was hidden by my crossbody bag 👿
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This is such a comfortable shirt! I ordered a 2x in this shirt just for an oversized comfortable vibe! I love this store and obsessed with their shirts! Will be ordering again for sure!!
Such a wickedly adorable shirt. Made a terrific gift.
Perfect!! Size is accurate, customer service was awesome. Graphic is good quality.