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This high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.

 Size: 5x7

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*Item cannot be personalized*

Shipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class

Hope Your Birthday Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone Card

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D.

Hilarious. Gave it to my mom for her bday

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Nikki G
Extremely satisfied

Love it! Very awesome quality card stock and print. My friend loved it!

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Mary Ullmer

I think my friend will appreciate this as much as I do. Her birthday isn't for another 6 months but I had to get the card the minute I saw it.

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Manny
Perfect

The perfect bday card for my beat friend. I think she liked the card more than the gift

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Emmy Delgado
So funny

I buy all my birthday cards and holiday cards for my boyfriend here and they never disappoint!

This high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.

 Size: 5x7

Blank Inside.

*Item cannot be personalized*

Shipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class

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