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Get Your Dick Ready Funny Valentine's Day Card

$6.99 USD

2 reviews

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This high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.

Size: 5x7

Blank Inside.

*Item cannot be personalized*

Shipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. We ship in a secure stay flat mailer via USPS First Class to ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit.

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Our Story

Founded in 2017, UntamedEgo started with a small run of graphic tees and mugs and grew into a brand built for people who refuse to tone themselves down.

Today, UntamedEgo products are carried by national retailers and independent boutique’s across the United States. Our graphic tees, stickers, candles, and gifts have built a following of people who see themselves in the work. Nostalgic, bold, and made to say something.

UntamedEgo creates statement graphic apparel and novelty gifts that blend dark humor, pop culture, and retro inspired visuals. These are pieces that get reactions, start conversations, and make it clear where you stand.

This is not for everyone. It was never meant to be.

From birthdays and holidays to everyday moments, UntamedEgo is what people choose when they want to give something that feels personal, not safe.

Get Your Dick Ready Funny Valentine's Day Card

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