Piss Yourself Birthday Greeting Card
SHIPPING & PROCESSING TIME
*Please note select items might ship separately.
Our candles & gift boxes ship within 2-5 business days.
Ordinarily, items ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. ( Holiday timeframe is 3-5 days) with possible delays.
Our items are made with tons of care and love. Each item is hand- printed & made to order so we require 2-4 days to process your order. Holiday collections can take 5-7 days to ship. Please keep in mind that during holiday season our processing times can be delayed by 1-3 days. Once we started processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.
(PROCESSING + SHIPPING= DELIVERY)
All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.
Holiday notice- Delivery can take longer during holiday season as carriers are experiencing a high volume of orders, please keep in mind that possible delays can occur. Refunds or returns won’t be processed for orders subject to unforeseen delays.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: typically can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days. If you are not okay with this, we ask that you please not order.
Choosing expedited shipping does not change processing time.
USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Untamedego CAN NOT guarantee delivery times.
TRACKING: You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.
NON-US CUSTOMERS: Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.
Please refer to OUR FAQS and SHIPPING page for additional information.
All of our items are made with tons of care and love. Quality is extremely important to us. This is why have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectation. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.
Our team is filled with incredible people that are always willing to help. If it questions about a product or an existing order, Untamedego will help you every step of the way. We promise to reply within 24 hours.
We want you to feel like a badass that you are. As a result, we offer a 100% guarantee that our products will make you look as cool as you think you are. It's why our high-quality items are always one-of-a-kind with intricate detail and unique design pieces that distinguish them from the rest.
This high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.
*Item cannot be personalized*
Shipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class
Let our customers speak for us
This is one of my favorites mugs! It was a perfect addition to my collection from you.
Comfy shirt, love that it’s the perfect amount of oversized for me (I got a small) and the design is the perfect amount of cute and sassy
Wife saw this one while ago and showed me, had to order it.
Got it yesterday from the mail.
I'll use it when i'm starting rebelling against the "lady of the house".
I bought this for my wife for her work. She start to giggling as soon as she opened the box.
Very nice supprise to her.
Got this for my bestie for her birthday. She absolutely loved it. Perfect gift and packaged securely.
We are a big anti-Trump household and laugh all the time at the ridiculous things he says so this was absolutely perfect for my mom! Got a great laugh!
My mom loves this mug! It was a perfect Mothers Day gift and I will definitely be ordering more items from UntamedEgo :)
We all loved this card. The colors and quality and of course dialogue. I will be purchasing many more cards from untamedego. I love the funny ones as well as serious. Great business.
Only problem I have is now I’m going to find as good of a card for next year.
That’s a good problem to have.
Great t-shirt material and one helluva life mantra!
Thicker tshirt material, perfect fit, and perfect saying. Couldn’t be any better.
I got the F*ck off mug for my dad who loved it - and - remarked at how well it was packaged with high quality materials. Thank you! I’m getting one too 😂
I am 37 years old, single and childless (but I also make 6 figures and own multiple properties so there’s that 💁🏼♀️) and my mom has literally everything since she’s retired and shops on QVC all day so I always struggle with what to get her. This candle was perfect! It looks high quality, smells nice but not over powering and most importantly it makes her laugh when she sees it and think of her successful yet single AF only child who will likely never be giving her grandchildren aside from those with four legs 🐱. Would recommend!
It was a gift for my best friend and she loved it and she laughed !! Thank you!!
Received much faster than expected. Packaged very nicely with care. SUPER soft shirt. Very happy with this!!