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Everything I Love Is Illegal Expensive or Blonde | Funny T-Shirt

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If poor decision-making were a love language, this would be it.
The Everything I Love Is Illegal, Expensive, or Blonde tee is unapologetic, self-aware humor for people who already know they’re the problem and are fine with it.

Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Care: Machine Wash Cold
Size Variance +/- 1"-2"

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Our Story

Founded in 2017, UntamedEgo started with a small run of graphic tees and mugs and grew into a brand built for people who refuse to tone themselves down.

Today, UntamedEgo products are carried by national retailers and independent boutique’s across the United States. Our graphic tees, stickers, candles, and gifts have built a following of people who see themselves in the work. Nostalgic, bold, and made to say something.

UntamedEgo creates statement graphic apparel and novelty gifts that blend dark humor, pop culture, and retro inspired visuals. These are pieces that get reactions, start conversations, and make it clear where you stand.

This is not for everyone. It was never meant to be.

From birthdays and holidays to everyday moments, UntamedEgo is what people choose when they want to give something that feels personal, not safe.

Everything I Love Is Illegal Expensive or Blonde | Funny T-Shirt

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