★★★★★
Amazing!
“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”
Jessica · Verified buyer
Please Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom Candle
Regular price
$28.00 USD
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Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom.
A house rule, politely stated, on a candle. Put it on the back of the toilet before people come over and let it do the asking so you do not have to. Everyone will see it. Somebody will laugh too hard.
- 12.5 oz glass jar
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Coconut apricot wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.
A cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.
- Fragrance oils formulated without phthalates
- Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- Natural wax color with no added dye
What Customers Say About Our Candles
★★★★★
Should Have Gotten One for Myself!
“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”
Diane · Verified buyer★★★★★
Perfect Gift
“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”
Alex · Verified buyerPick Your Scent
Five fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.
Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +
Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.
| Top | Buttercream |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cake, Vanilla |
| Base | Sugar, Bourbon |
Smells likea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.
Fresh Linen + Sea Salt Linen · Eucalyptus · Moss +
Crisp ozone and soft linen blend with cooling eucalyptus and delicate florals. Clean, peaceful, and easy to love in any room.
| Top | Ozone, Linen |
|---|---|
| Middle | Freesia, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus |
| Base | Moss, Powder |
Smells likeclean linen drying in salt air. Crisp ozone and eucalyptus up front, softening into freesia, moss, and powder.
Lavender — Customer Favorite Bergamot · Lavender · Cedar +
Soft, calming, and effortlessly timeless. Fresh herbal notes and soothing lavender create an atmosphere of relaxation, while gentle woods add warmth and depth.
| Top | Citrus, Bergamot |
|---|---|
| Middle | Lavender |
| Base | Camphor, Eucalyptus, Powder, Cedar |
Smells likelavender cut fresh and left to dry. Bergamot and citrus brighten the opening, then it settles into clean herbal calm over powder and cedar.
Black Cherry Velvet Black Cherry · Vanilla · Cedar +
Juicy black cherry opens sweet and bright before settling into warm vanilla, cedar, and sandalwood. Fruity without smelling like candy.
| Top | Black Cherry, Almond, Raspberry |
|---|---|
| Middle | Vanilla, Vetiver |
| Base | Cedar, Sandalwood |
Smells likedark cherries over warm vanilla. Almond and raspberry brighten the opening before it deepens into cedar and sandalwood.
Espresso — Office Favorite Coffee Bean · Sugar · Vanilla +
Freshly roasted coffee and soft sweetness blend into something cozy, nostalgic, and energizing all at once.
| Top | Coffee Bean |
|---|---|
| Middle | Sugar |
| Base | Coffee, Vanilla |
Smells likeespresso pulled fresh. Dark roasted coffee with sugar and cream, finishing warm and smooth on vanilla.
Buying It as a Gift?
Vanilla Bean: the safest choice if you are not sure. Warm, familiar, and hard to get wrong.
Fresh Linen + Sea Salt: clean and neutral. The obvious pick for a bathroom.
Lavender: herbal and calming, for the one who needs the room to settle down.
Black Cherry Velvet: darker and bolder, for someone who likes a little edge.
Espresso: rich and roasted, for the one who is up either way.
The Details
Wax Coconut-apricot blend
Size12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn Time Approximately 50–70 hours with proper care
Wick: Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
Fragrance: Phthalate-free fragrance oils
Production: Poured to order in 3–5 business days
Color: Natural wax; no added dye
Made in the United States
How It's Made +
Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.
Holiday heads-up: Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.
The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like
For the friend who hosts everything, the one with the group chat that never sleeps, the housewarming where you want to say something, and anyone whose bathroom deserves a sign. She has enough bath sets. Give her something that makes her laugh and makes the whole room smell incredible.
Candle Care +
Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.
We've Got You
Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. Real people from a women-owned small business will help make it right.