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“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”
Jessica · Verified buyer
My Last Fuck Oh Look It's On Fire Glass Candle
Regular price
$28.00 USD
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My Last Fuck. Oh Look, It's on Fire.
She had one left. It is currently burning on the counter. Consider this formal notice that the supply is gone, the department is closed, and whatever you were about to ask is officially not her problem.
- 12.5 oz glass jar
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Coconut apricot wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.
A cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.
- Fragrance oils formulated without phthalates
- Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- Natural wax color with no added dye
What Customers Say About Our Candles
Should Have Gotten One for Myself!
“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”
Diane · Verified buyer
Perfect Gift
“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”
Alex · Verified buyerPick Your Scent
Seven fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.
Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +
Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.
| Top | Buttercream |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cake, Vanilla |
| Base | Sugar, Bourbon |
Smells likea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.
Lavender — Customer Favorite Bergamot · Lavender · Cedar +
Soft, calming, and effortlessly timeless. Fresh herbal notes and soothing lavender create an atmosphere of relaxation, while gentle woods add warmth and depth.
| Top | Citrus, Bergamot |
|---|---|
| Middle | Lavender |
| Base | Camphor, Eucalyptus, Powder, Cedar |
Smells likelavender cut fresh and left to dry. Bergamot and citrus brighten the opening, then it settles into clean herbal calm over powder and cedar.
Espresso — Office Favorite Coffee Bean · Sugar · Vanilla +
Freshly roasted coffee and soft sweetness blend into something cozy, nostalgic, and energizing all at once.
| Top | Coffee Bean |
|---|---|
| Middle | Sugar |
| Base | Coffee, Vanilla |
Smells likeespresso pulled fresh. Dark roasted coffee with sugar and cream, finishing warm and smooth on vanilla.
Coastal Amber + Cedar Marine · Amber · Cedar +
Fresh marine notes and subtle brightness give way to calming lavender and airy bamboo before settling into warm amber, dark musk, and rich woods.
| Top | Marine, Camphor, Pineapple |
|---|---|
| Middle | Lavender, Bamboo |
| Base | Dark Musk, Vetiver, Amber, Cedar |
Smells likecool air off the water at night. Marine and camphor open it, lavender and bamboo settle the middle, then dark musk, amber, and cedar close it out.
Fraser Fir — Holiday Favorite Cypress · Evergreen · Amber +
Bright citrus and rich woods create something both invigorating and comforting. A snow-covered forest of towering evergreens.
| Top | Cypress, Lemon Peel |
|---|---|
| Middle | Evergreen, Cedar |
| Base | Fir, Amber, Moss |
Smells likea fresh cut tree brought inside. Cypress and lemon peel at first, then deep evergreen and cedar over amber and moss.
Spiced Apple & Pine Apple · Cinnamon · Pine +
Warm spices, woodland notes, and seasonal comfort. Like a quiet walk through a forest blanketed in colorful leaves.
| Top | Apple, Cinnamon, Clove |
|---|---|
| Middle | Pine, Eucalyptus, Juniper, Cranberry |
| Base | Cedar |
Smells likecold air and crushed leaves. Crisp apple and clove at first, then pine and juniper, finishing dry and woody on cedar.
Cinnamon Chai Cardamom · Cinnamon · Black Tea +
Creamy warmth, soft spice, and comforting sweetness. The feeling of your favorite oversized sweater and a freshly brewed spiced latte.
| Top | Orange Peel, Cardamom, Cinnamon |
|---|---|
| Middle | Peppercorn, Cream, Nutmeg |
| Base | Black Tea, Vanilla, Clove |
Smells likea chai steaming in a heavy mug. Cardamom and cinnamon over cream and nutmeg, settling into black tea and soft vanilla.
Buying It as a Gift?
Vanilla Bean: the safest choice if you are not sure. Warm, familiar, and hard to get wrong.
Lavender: herbal and calming, for the one who needs the room to settle down.
Espresso: the desk scent. For the one already on their third cup.
Coastal Amber + Cedar: the darker one. Amber, cedar, and musk instead of sweet.
Fraser Fir: the classic Christmas-tree scent. Fresh, bright, and unmistakably the season.
Spiced Apple & Pine or Cinnamon Chai: warm and spiced, for the one who wants cozy over clean.
The Details
- Wax
- Coconut-apricot blend
- Size
- 12.5 oz clear glass vessel
- Burn Time
- Approximately 50–70 hours with proper care
- Wick
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- Fragrance
- Phthalate-free fragrance oils
- Production
- Poured to order in 3–5 business days
- Color
- Natural wax; no added dye
- Made In
- United States
How It's Made +
Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.
Holiday heads-up: Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.
The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like
For the coworker who has stopped pretending, the friend running on fumes, the office exchange, and anyone who has officially run out of patience. She has enough bath sets. Give her something that makes her laugh and makes the whole room smell incredible.
Candle Care +
Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.
We've Got You
Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. Real people from a women-owned small business will help make it right.