He Sees You When You’re Sleeping, He Knows That You’re a Bitch | Funny Christmas Card
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He Sees You When You’re Sleeping
Santa is watching, and he has formed an opinion.
A little too honest. On purpose.
You have a friend you can say anything to, and they have said worse back. This is the card that earns a text within ten minutes.
- The vintage Santa sells it Old fashioned charm delivering a very modern verdict.
- It earns a reaction The kind of card that gets a text back before the day is out.
- It stays up Ends up on the fridge instead of the recycling in January.
For Friends With Sarcastic Humor
Siblings. Besties. Coworkers.
Secret Santa, the group chat, the sibling who started it years ago, and the friend who will frame it out of spite.
The Details
| Pack sizes | Single card |
|---|---|
| Card | 5 x 7 inches, matte premium stock |
| Inside | Blank for your own message |
| Packaging | White envelope included |
| Printing | Printed in the United States in small batches |
| Production | Sustainably produced and packaged |
| Questions | Email customercare@untamedego.com |
Finish The Package.
Add a Candle
Make them laugh even more and gift them their favorite gift of the season. The funniest candle, hand poured in small batches in the USA.
Shop candlesArrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email customercare@untamedego.com so we can help make it right.