Funny Vinyl Sticker – Not the Bigger Person – Curse Your Bloodline Waterproof Gothic Decal
Shipping & Processing
Made to Order
Each item is made just for you with care and attention to detail.
Processing Time
• Standard items: 2–4 business days
• Candles & gift items: 3–5 business days
• Holiday collections: 5–7 business days
• High-demand periods: may extend 1–3 business days
Orders cannot be canceled or changed once production begins.
Shipping Time (After Processing)
U.S. Orders
• 2–5 business days
Sticker Orders (U.S.)
• Shipped via USPS First Class Letter Mail
• Delivered with regular mail (not a package)
• 3–7 business days
• Tracking may be limited or update only upon delivery
International Orders
• 15–30 days
• Possible delays up to 45–60 days (customs)
If you are not comfortable with international delays, please do not place an order.
Important Notes
• Processing time + shipping time = total delivery time
• Expedited shipping does not speed up processing
• USPS and UPS do not guarantee delivery dates
• Carrier delays (especially during holidays) are outside our control
• Orders delayed in transit are not eligible for refunds or returns
Tracking
Tracking is emailed once your order ships
Sticker tracking may appear limited due to letter mail
International Duties
Buyers are responsible for customs fees and import taxes
Returned packages due to unpaid fees are not eligible for refund
Our team is filled with incredible people that are always willing to help. If it questions about a product or an existing order, Untamedego will help you every step of the way. We promise to reply within 24-48 business hours.
All of our items are made with tons of care and love. Quality is extremely important to us. This is why have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectation. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.
We want you to feel like a badass that you are. As a result, we offer a 100% guarantee that our products will make you look as cool as you think you are. It's why our high-quality items are always one-of-a-kind with intricate detail and unique design pieces that distinguish them from the rest.
I’m not the bigger person. I’ll curse your entire bloodline.
This gothic vinyl sticker features a smug skeleton witch stirring a glowing cauldron under a crescent moon — perfect for those days when healing just isn’t on the menu. It's spooky, petty, and made to stick anywhere you're holding a grudge.
Details:
• Waterproof die-cut vinyl sticker
• Glossy finish with bold gothic design
• Weatherproof and scratch-resistant
• Handmade for the hex-minded and emotionally exhausted
Dimensions:
• Approx. 3 inches at longest edge
Best For:
• Laptops, water bottles, journals, phone cases
• Sad girl rage kits and unhinged gift packs
• Sticker hoarders, witches, and chaos collectors
• People who silently curse their enemies in style
Part of the Untamedego collectible sticker series — small batch, darkly dramatic, and disturbingly therapeutic.
Design is a copyright of Untamedego LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Let customers speak for us
I feel like you get me!!!!
Excellent quality! Was as a gift and they loved it!
Excellent quality. Soft tee-shirt, fits correctly. Design is beautifully done.
Got my two new shirts in today and they rock! High quality shirt, better than most stores. Thank you so much for putting out shirts that say what I'm thinking. Definitely will be buying more merchandise from you!!!
Great quality shirt with a beautiful design!
I got this for my friend that moved to MA and she loved it! Perfect oversized fit and good quality.
This is my second shirt and third purchase from Untamed Ego. Once again, I am impressed with the quality and comfort!! I LOVe everything about this shirt!!! From its fit, fabric, and colors to its message! The quality is excellent!!! I highly recommend purchasing from Untamed Ego !!
True to size and great quality.
Quality is 10/10. It’s perfect. Love the size and the vibe.
The shirt and message are both fantastic!
Perfectly baggy and very comfortably!
The little faces on the aliens are cute as. Great design, soft fabric. I got a medium for a UK size 10/12. Nice fit.
I love this hoodie. It's soft and has a decent size hood. I miss having a pocket at the front but worth it for the picture. I got a few funny looks of shock, let's face it the only people that are offended by this hoodie are the people it's about. I got a medium for a UK size 10/12. Nice fit. Very pleased with purchase.
Perfection
Perfect statement gift 🎁 loved so did aunt thank youu